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Jakey: how's the meeting going?

Brandeen: I want to stab everyone.

Jakey: ah, ah ,ah don't get blood on your suit, we have dinner reservations at 7.

Brandeen: I love you for enabling me.

Jakey: I love you too.

Bryan, holding a guitar: I get asked a lot why I don't have a girlfriend and I thought I would answer that through song, so here it goes.

Bryan: [strums a chord]

Bryan: I'm gay.

Daveed: Brandeen just told me I have six days to live.

Austin: Why? Are you sick?

Daveed: No, he just doesn't like me.

Brandeen, walking past: I'm gonna fuck you up on Thursday!

Mitch: Do you love him?

Jakey, getting defensive: for the last time, Brandeen and I aren't together.

Mitch: I never mentioned his name, you know.

Michael: Pop

Austin: Pop

Michael: Sicle

Austin: Sicle

Michael: Popsicle

Austin: Bleble

Michael: Pop

Austin: Ah atch atchoo

Michael: Pop, can you say pop

Austin: Pop

Michael: Sicle

Austin: Sicle

Michael: Popsicle

Austin: Bleble

Jakey: I saw a bunch of corpses in the yard.

Jakey: Do you have anything to do with that, Brandeen?

Brandeen: Why do you automatically assume it was me?

Jakey:

Brandeen: Alright, it was me!

Michael: oh no, there's a cockroach!

Michael: ew, take your shoe off and kill it!

Austin: [takes his shoe off and smashes it with his bare foot]

Michael: OH MY FU**** GOD-

Miss.Kay: honestly, Ritchie, do you even remember the ABCs of first aid??

Ritchie:

Ritchie: A

Ritchie: Bone

Ritchie:

Ritchie: Coming out of the skin is very bad


Fred: You've had a good day of training.

Austin: I have? But I thought I messed up every single thing we worked on.

Fred: You messed things up in a very special way.

Brandeen: To make an omelette, you have to break a few legs.

Jakey: I don't believe that's how it–

Brandeen: *cracks knuckles*

Bri: you shouldn't be using a straw

Austin: I know, I know. it's bad for the environment

Bri:

Bri: it's just...

Bri: a really weird way to eat spaghetti

(How can you eat spaghetti like that?!)

Daveed: You call it 'really bad at archery', I call it freestyle acupuncture

Daveed: Austin, hand me the arrows please

Mario: [stares out window, looking pensive]

Mario: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she's thinking?

Kay, internally: Wed-nes-day... Whensday? Wendesday??

Austin: I'm limited edition. I'm unique. No other copies.

Bri: Thank you Austin.

Michael: Can you turn on the lights?

Ritchie: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Michael: I can't see!

Mario: It's funny how you two are such good friends. Didn't he hate you at first?

Jakey: Brandeen hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.

Brandeen: I'm exhausted.

Daveed: Hi exhausted, I'm Daveed!

Jakey: How are you exhausted? You've been doing nothing but sleeping.

Brandeen: I'm tired from all the napping.

Austin: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Austin: Imagine if people did that to other people? I would've been dead years ago...

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- Your Best friend WhyCallMeKate
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