Jakey: how's the meeting going?
Brandeen: I want to stab everyone.
Jakey: ah, ah ,ah don't get blood on your suit, we have dinner reservations at 7.
Brandeen: I love you for enabling me.
Jakey: I love you too.
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Bryan, holding a guitar: I get asked a lot why I don't have a girlfriend and I thought I would answer that through song, so here it goes.
Bryan: [strums a chord]
Bryan: I'm gay.
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Daveed: Brandeen just told me I have six days to live.
Austin: Why? Are you sick?
Daveed: No, he just doesn't like me.
Brandeen, walking past: I'm gonna fuck you up on Thursday!
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Mitch: Do you love him?
Jakey, getting defensive: for the last time, Brandeen and I aren't together.
Mitch: I never mentioned his name, you know.
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Michael: Pop
Austin: Pop
Michael: Sicle
Austin: Sicle
Michael: Popsicle
Austin: Bleble
Michael: Pop
Austin: Ah atch atchoo
Michael: Pop, can you say pop
Austin: Pop
Michael: Sicle
Austin: Sicle
Michael: Popsicle
Austin: Bleble
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Jakey: I saw a bunch of corpses in the yard.
Jakey: Do you have anything to do with that, Brandeen?
Brandeen: Why do you automatically assume it was me?
Jakey:
Brandeen: Alright, it was me!
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Michael: oh no, there's a cockroach!
Michael: ew, take your shoe off and kill it!
Austin: [takes his shoe off and smashes it with his bare foot]
Michael: OH MY FU**** GOD-
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Miss.Kay: honestly, Ritchie, do you even remember the ABCs of first aid??
Ritchie:
Ritchie: A
Ritchie: Bone
Ritchie:
Ritchie: Coming out of the skin is very bad
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Fred: You've had a good day of training.
Austin: I have? But I thought I messed up every single thing we worked on.
Fred: You messed things up in a very special way.
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Brandeen: To make an omelette, you have to break a few legs.
Jakey: I don't believe that's how it–
Brandeen: *cracks knuckles*
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Bri: you shouldn't be using a straw
Austin: I know, I know. it's bad for the environment
Bri:
Bri: it's just...
Bri: a really weird way to eat spaghetti
(How can you eat spaghetti like that?!)
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Daveed: You call it 'really bad at archery', I call it freestyle acupuncture
Daveed: Austin, hand me the arrows please
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Mario: [stares out window, looking pensive]
Mario: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she's thinking?
Kay, internally: Wed-nes-day... Whensday? Wendesday??
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Austin: I'm limited edition. I'm unique. No other copies.
Bri: Thank you Austin.
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Michael: Can you turn on the lights?
Ritchie: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.
Michael: I can't see!
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Mario: It's funny how you two are such good friends. Didn't he hate you at first?
Jakey: Brandeen hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.
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Brandeen: I'm exhausted.
Daveed: Hi exhausted, I'm Daveed!
Jakey: How are you exhausted? You've been doing nothing but sleeping.
Brandeen: I'm tired from all the napping.
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Austin: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Austin: Imagine if people did that to other people? I would've been dead years ago...
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