Michael: There's only one thing worse than corrupting.
Ritchie: *rips paper off to reveal "Austin corrupting"* Boom.
Austin: *gasps* Me.
Michael&Ritchie: No!—
(This Voice thing corrected to "I am Serious F*** You" HOW?! I said Black mysterious figure)
Black mysterious figure: You can't defeat me
Gods: We know, but they can
Campers: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*
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Daveed: seriously it was ridiculous, the height of stupidity
Brandeen: what's the height of stupidity?
Daveed: i don't know let's ask him
Brandeen: Ritchie? how tal-
Ritchie: 5'1
Brandeen:
Daveed: pretty sure you're taller than that
Ritchie: yeah that's Michael's height
Michael: f*** all of you
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Michael: Any questions?
Austin: Why is it called toothpaste when it should be called teethpaste?
Michael: I meant about the plan.
Austin: It should be called teethpaste and you know it.—
Bri: Is there a particular reason why the bathtub is on fire?
Austin and Fred : SCIENCE!!
Bri: ...fair enough.
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Austin: According to this box of mac n cheese, I am a family of four.
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Austin: Punch me in the face.
Michael: Punch you?
Austin: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Michael: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.—
????: We have your son.
Michael: Let me speak to him
?????: Go ahead, you're on speaker.
Michael: Dumb****Hangs up*
Michael, Getting off the blood on the Art of War: Come on Austin let's go Watch the dead body's on the way out
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Jakey: That's not funny.
Brandeen: I thought it was funny.
Jakey: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Bri: A man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets
Austin, cracking his knuckles: so the limit is 412
Michael: Austin N-
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Daveed: Are you always a smart-***?
Brandeen: No. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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Kay: Daveed!
Daveed: What?!
Mario: The cursing!
Daveed: Oh damn- cRAP- FU**- SORRY!
Michael, covering Austin's ears (used to be hears):
Mario & Kay: *stare at him*
Kay: Like I said there are kids watching.
Daveed: I GOT IT! Kids... don't say Fu**.
Ritchie: Daveed!
Brandeen, and the other Campers: *cackling in the background*
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[ Start of series ]
Michael : You are acting like a child, Austin!
Austin: I'M NOT ACTING!
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Michael: why is Austin crying on the floor?
Bri: he's drunk.
Ritchie: so what?
Bri: he saw a picture of my boyfriend.
Michael: ...but he is your boyfriend?
Bri: I know.
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Evil Bryan , angrily putting on eyeliner: Someone on the street asked me if I was "okay" like no the f*** I'm not go away and let me cry in peace???
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Daveed: what are you doing?
Brandeen : playing the simsDaveed: hey that one kinda looks like me, did you make a sim for me?
Daveed: oh he's entering the pool. I guess he's great at swimming haha
Daveed:
Daveed: Brandeen why did you remove the pool ladder
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Daveed: I found two puppies. I'm gonna name them after Michael and Brandeen.
Kay: That's nice...I think.
Daveed: They're named Fire and Littlest Bitch.
Kay: And there it is.
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Austin: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday
Michael: What?
Bri: He almost got kidnapped
Michael: Oh okay
Michael: WAIT WHAT
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