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Michael: There's only one thing worse than corrupting.
Ritchie: *rips paper off to reveal "Austin corrupting"* Boom.
Austin: *gasps* Me.
Michael&Ritchie: No!

(This Voice thing corrected to "I am Serious F*** You" HOW?! I said Black mysterious figure)

Black mysterious figure: You can't defeat me

Gods: We know, but they can

Campers: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

Daveed: seriously it was ridiculous, the height of stupidity

Brandeen: what's the height of stupidity?

Daveed: i don't know let's ask him

Brandeen: Ritchie? how tal-

Ritchie: 5'1

Brandeen:

Daveed: pretty sure you're taller than that

Ritchie: yeah that's Michael's height

Michael: f*** all of you

Michael: Any questions?
Austin: Why is it called toothpaste when it should be called teethpaste?
Michael: I meant about the plan.
Austin: It should be called teethpaste and you know it.

Bri: Is there a particular reason why the bathtub is on fire?

Austin and Fred : SCIENCE!!

Bri: ...fair enough.

Austin: According to this box of mac n cheese, I am a family of four.

Austin: Punch me in the face.
Michael: Punch you?
Austin: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Michael: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

????: We have your son.
Michael: Let me speak to him
?????: Go ahead, you're on speaker.
Michael: Dumb***

*Hangs up*

Michael, Getting off the blood on the Art of War: Come on Austin let's go Watch the dead body's on the way out

Jakey: That's not funny.

Brandeen: I thought it was funny.

Jakey: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Bri: A man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets

Austin, cracking his knuckles: so the limit is 412

Michael: Austin N-

Daveed: Are you always a smart-***?

Brandeen: No. Sometimes I'm asleep.


Kay: Daveed!

Daveed: What?!

Mario: The cursing!

Daveed: Oh damn- cRAP- FU**- SORRY!

Michael, covering Austin's ears (used to be hears):

Mario & Kay: *stare at him*

Kay: Like I said there are kids watching.

Daveed: I GOT IT! Kids... don't say Fu**.

Ritchie: Daveed!

Brandeen, and the other Campers: *cackling in the background*

[ Start of series ]

Michael : You are acting like a child, Austin!

Austin: I'M NOT ACTING!

Michael: why is Austin crying on the floor?

Bri: he's drunk.

Ritchie: so what?

Bri: he saw a picture of my boyfriend.

Michael: ...but he is your boyfriend?

Bri: I know.

Evil Bryan , angrily putting on eyeliner: Someone on the street asked me if I was "okay" like no the f*** I'm not go away and let me cry in peace???

Daveed: what are you doing?
Brandeen : playing the sims

Daveed: hey that one kinda looks like me, did you make a sim for me?

Daveed: oh he's entering the pool. I guess he's great at swimming haha

Daveed:

Daveed: Brandeen why did you remove the pool ladder

Daveed: I found two puppies. I'm gonna name them after Michael and Brandeen.

Kay: That's nice...I think.

Daveed: They're named Fire and Littlest Bitch.

Kay: And there it is.

Austin: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday

Michael: What?

Bri: He almost got kidnapped

Michael: Oh okay

Michael: WAIT WHAT

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Have a Amazing, Wonderful, Magical Day/Night/Afternoon/ Sunrise/ Sunset! :3 Till next time!
- Your buddddeeeè WhyCallMeKate
P.S Keep up the good work! You are all Beautiful in your own way! Sorry for not putting a new chapters out!
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