Supernatural origins S2 one-shots + more

Incorrect quotes

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Doing this because I'm unoriginal
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(!Not for the innocent beans!)

Fto-
Jakey: what was the one thing I told you not to do?
Bryan: burn down the house.
Jakey: and what did you do?
Bryan: made you dinner.
Jakey: ...
Bryan: and burn down the house.
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Richie: life is like Michael.
Brandeen: aww because Michael is your life?
Richie: no because he is short.
Michael: am literally right here!
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Lucas: why are you ignoring Mario?
David: I'm playing hard to get.
Lucas: why would you do that? your already hard to want.
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Kit: Inmo I dare you to.
Richie: Inmo isn't allowed to accept dares anymore.
Inmo: apparently I have 'no regard for my personal well-being'

SDS-
Michael: *sleeping*
Richie: *kicks down door* WAKE UP YOU SEXY BITCH ITS TIME TO SIN!!

SNO-
Lucas: h*ck this I'm tired.
Branden: why did you censor heck?
Lucas: because it's a fucking bad word!
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Perrier: can I swear?
Austin: yes.
Richie: do it.
Perrier: F
Bri: go on.
Perrier: I'm nervous.
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Jackson: my emotions are like fine wine.
Mitch: why's that?
Jackson: they stay bottled up for years to come and can kill you you if opened incorrectly
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Devin: how long does your ideal hug last for?
Perrier: thirty to four-five minutes.
Devin: that seems really impractical.
Perrier: you said ideal, not realistic.
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Imp: he died of natural causes.
Michael: you threw him off the roof!
Imp: gravity's natural.
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Mitch: don't you think you've had enough?
Jackson drinking: yes... enough of you.

hope you enjoyed if you have a ships and/or storyline you want to request feel free to comment it with what series you want.
Bye. -_-/