Authors Note: ok, look I sorry for the loooooong wait ok? But when you're reading about 'goffik' witches and wizards, and young boys birthing small cars... Well it's not like you brave brave people actually await my next update! Did anyone else like the poetry for the last chapter? It was great fun writing them! ok, now for today's masterpiece.... Who here has seen pirates of the Caribbean? Watched/read Harry potter? Who here has guessed where this is going? Who here is dreading what comes next? How many of you just groaned "Good god.... It's a POTC and HP crossover, isn't it?..."
CORRECT!!!
Look out for my little snippets of A/N and for those of you considering leaving.... The English is surprisingly good.... It's the plot that kills my soul!
Yaaaaaaaay....
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Pirates of the Caribbean or Harry Potter. I only own the plot.
On with the story my lovelies!
Chapter 1:Honestly Ronald
It was midway through the summer. The Golden Trio had finished their 6th year. They arrived at the Order Headquarters only a few weeks ago. The sun beamed down on all the windows, causing solar glare. A boy with round shaped glasses lurked around. He came towards Ron and Hermione. Unfortunate for Harry, Ron and Hermione were in another argument. And once again, Ginny was in the middle of it.
(A/N: still here? See! I told you that the English was ok! Breathe deep and keep going!)
"Give it back Ronald " Hermione scolded. "Honestly "
"What's the big deal?" Ron was holding Hermione's time turner. He remembered how Hermione used it to save Buckbeak, Sirius, and themselves in 3rd year. He also remembered what she had told him about it. She said that it was not to be fooled around with, and a wizard could get in serious trouble if spotted in two places at once. "Not like it's gonna break or something."
"It is not a fucking toy Ronald " she scowled.
(A/N: since when did she swear?..... Oh, oh god no.... THEY'VE CHANGED THE CHARACTERS)
"Guys. Come on." Ginny but in.
"Yeah. What Harry said." Ginny added. "Ron. Give it back to Hermione..NOW "
"Bloody Hell Mione. I just want to see it." Ron whined.
"Fine...but only for a minute."
"Ok..and can you stop calling me Ronald? It get on my fucking nerves. You sound like my bloody mother when you do that "
"Ok Fine." Hermione nodded. Ron began to examine the time turner.
"How did this all start anyways?" Harry asked.
"I was going to put it away, but Ron, over here" she glared at Ron. Still kind of annoyed about the whole thing. "Had to ask and want to play with it."
"Oh..sorry 'bout bringing it up."
"It's ok."
While Harry, Hermione, and Ginny weren't looking, Ron had began to change the settings of the time turner. Ginny turned towards her brother.
"Ron?" No answer
"Ronald Weasley " Ginny hissed.
"Wha?" he said while playing with the time turner.
"You should give the time turner back now...shouldn't you"
"Almost done." Hermione turned around at that instant.
"Ron What are you doing?"
"Nothin'"
"Nothing My ass Give it back."
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