Strictly Kids

Chapter 1

Stacey and kevin
No kids
Faye and pasha
Children- Dianne and Aj age 4 and 7
Janette and Alijaz
Children- Johannes and Graziano age 8 and 9
Neil and katya
Children- Joe and Gorka age 9 and 13
Ashley and Giovanni
Amy and Chloe age 5 and 13
All the other pros are adults and the celebs just aren't on cos I cba

The pros were all on tour and luckily they could bring there kids.
Stacey. Kev I want a kid.
Kevin. Me two baby. Me too
They walked hand in hand in to the bus and got seats across from janette and alijaz and their kids.
Janette. Hey cliftons. You both look a bit down what's a matter
Kev and stace. We want a child
Ali. Ok then. That was. Strange.
Kev. I guess there is one good thing about not having kids.
Stace. What's that darlin.
Kev. We can go out and get pissed up whenever we like
Di. What does pissed up mean uncle kev.
Janette and alijaz started laughing.
Kev. Umm it's a naughty word so don't say it and don't tell mummy and daddy please.
She nodded and held her hands up for him. He picked her up and sat her in his knee.
Di. Where jojo.
Ali. With grazi shall I take you.
She shook her head and cuddled into kevs side.
Kev. Now I want a kid even more.
They all laughed and dianne fell asleep
Stace. Another good thing without kids is you can say whatever you want and I think kev demonstrated the bad thing about kids right there
Faye and pasha came down the aisle of the coach
Pasha. So that's where dotty went
He took her off of kev and he cuddled up to stacey.
Kev. I want a kid pash
Stace. Me too.
Ali. It's all they've been talking about since they got here.
Pash. Well we'll have some free time when we get there I think. I'll ask frosty but I think we do so roam free. Just keep it down. There are kids.
Kev and stace got up and walked into the toilets.
Janette. They really want a kid don't they.
Ali. Ye. I think kev will be a great dad and probably a bit too enthusiastic at times.
They both came back and were laughing. And Johannes and graziano followed behind them.
Ali. What have to done to our kids
Kev. What.
He looked behind him and saw the kids
Kev. Nothing they must have just started coming down here behind us. Hiya lads.
JoJo. Hiya uncle kev and auntie stace
Grazi. Hello uncle kev. Hiya auntie stace
The lads both gave them hugs and went and sat with their mum and dad.
Grazi. Uncle kev
Kev. Ye graz
Grazi. You and auntie stace have a baby
Kev. Nope not at the minute anyway.
JoJo. I know how babies are made
Janette. Who told you JoJo.
JoJo. Gorka
We all laughed
Grazi. He told me as well
Kev. I need to hear this then. What did he say
Stacey. Kevin!
Grazi. He said that when a boy and a girl love each other they go in a bedroom and the man puts his-
Ali. We get the idea. We know what happens.
Faye and pasha take dianne back up to there seats and we all laugh.
Janette. Don't tell the younger one though you two.
They nodded and sat next to their mum and dad. Kevin and Stacey were both jealous and started whispering stuff to each other whilst the others were asleep.
Kev- i really want a kid stace. I want a little girl who we can spoil or a little lad who can play football or dance or
Stace- i know baby i know. We could try whilst we are here or someone might want a babysitter for a day or two.
Kev- ye. But its your body you'll be the one carrying it not me so its up to you.
The rest of the bus journey the kids all had their fair share of arguments toddler tantrums and teenage meltdowns resulting in aj and dianne having to be split up.
Pasha. Hey kev do you two mind babysitting dianne for a day or two because i dont trust them together at the minute.
Stacey and kevin perked up.
Kev. Sure.
Pasha. Ill fetch her some clothes over later ye.
He nodded and they all got off the bus and checked into the hotel. Stacey and kevin took dianne into their room and pasha brought some clothes over. Dianne had been put down for a nap and stacey and kevin were just talking

Kevins PoV
"Hey stace. You were right. Someone did want a babysitter." "See kev. So were not trying tonight then." We both laughed and dianne walked into the room. "Hiya dotty. You ok?" She nodded and gestured for me to pick her up. I sat her in between me and stace. "Me sleeping here 'night." I nodded and she jumped up and smiled. "Yay." Dianne was cute and adorable when she wanted to be but she can throw a tantrum. "Right stace do you want to give her a bath and ill start unpacking or do you want me to gibe her a bath." "Ill bath her because you know what I'm like with unpacking." I laughed and she took dot into the bath and i started unpacking. We were going to all go out for a meal rather than stay in. Stacey brought dianne out with fresh clothes on and her hair done. "Your a little angel you dotty aren't you." Dianne smiled and stace put her down on the sofa for another little nap before we went out. 'You feeling ok darling you seem a little pale." "What oh yeah i feel fine." "Dont lie to me stacey." "Fine i feel like shit but ill be fine." "Well if you dont tell me right and pash and Faye will have to find someone else to babysit." She nodded and we just curled up on the sofa waiting for dianne to wake up.