Good? Great.

Life isnt perfect but it has perfect moments

*walks into chapter, pulling a depressed Abbas behind her*

Come on Abbas, I swear I didn't mean for that to happen!- miss author

No. I don't like you.- Abbas grumbles laying on the ground.

ITS OKAY MISS AUTHOR I LIKE YOU! IN FACT I LIKE YOU SO MUCH I THINK I MIGHT EVEN LO--- Asher

HEY YOU CAN ONLY LOVE ME!- Romaisa says and slaps his head

I need Shiza.- Abbas moans out.

No not yet- miss author

WHY NOT *cough* I mean uh how come miss amazingness- Shiza from the corner.

Because I said so, now Asher and Romaisa, we need some Romasher action! Get into place. Shiza take this stick, it's attached to Abbas shirt. Make sure you don't touch him. He's to depressed to walk I'm counting on you to drag him places.- miss author

Shiza takes the stick and pulls Abbas away.

ASHER NOT YET STOP SUCKING HER FACE OFF EW!- miss author

Sorry couldn't help it, she smells like strawberries- Asher

*snaps her fingers* there now she smells like socks- miss author

Asher steps away as Romaisa gives the author the pinkie

OK GUYS COME ON LETS GET HUSTLING FOR GOODNESS SAKES ABBAS HUSH UP WITH THE MOANING OKAY AANNDD ACTION!

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Romaisa's pov

It's the third day of our honeymoon, which means we got two luxurious days left. I really wanna spend them in silence and peace-- "ROMEY THERES A FRIKIN KAHRA OF A SPIDER RIGHT ON MY SHOE! HELP!" I spoke too soon.

Sighing I head out out of the bathroom having done with my shower, for some very weird reason I started smelling like socks. "Asher clam dome, breath will ya. Stop with the wheezing."

He looks over at me, his eyes widen and heavy breaths tumble out, he points down and I take a peak. My back hits the wall as I take in the size of the spider. How would a person kill that? It's like the size of my hand! Luckily it's not those big furry ones, this one is thin and black and currently sucking at Asher's shoe.

"I feel so unmanly right now. I bet Justin Beibers a more man right now then I am." He says keeping the same statue pose. I shake my head pointing my finger at the spider. "That thing is the size of Justin Beiber. Okay here's the plan, shuffle towards the balcony. And I swear if you let the spider escape in this house, I will personally shave you hair off."

He grabs his hair and nods, his feet start moving and I watch as the spider perks his head up, Asher stops and it goes back to doing what it's doing on Asher's gigantic shoe. I breath a sigh of relief and motion for Asher to move again.

Once he makes it to the balcony I whisper, "ok now just kick it off and over the railing." He nods before patting his chest and muttering some type of motivation to himself. Asher pulls his leg back and swiftly kicks the spider off and over the railing, I run up to his side and we both watch as the spider falls.

"Oh shit." Asher whispers. I look to where he's looking and inwardly gasp as the spider lands on a lady's head. We watch as she starts screeching and running in circles. I let out a tiny chuckle even though I shouldn't.

"Now I know why Shiza's so scared of spiders. Not all of them are tiny." Asher says grinning, the spider finally falls off the lady and she tries to compose herself.

I walk back into the room, hiding myself from the people that could just happen to look up and see me with my wet open hair. Asher follows suit and closes the balcony doors. He walks up to me and takes a strand of my wet hair. He raises it to his nose, still looking me in the eyes.