( this takes place in a closed grocery store where Kid, Nugget, Monty and the Janitor are in )
Monty: :/ Mom said you were taking us camping .....
Janitor: what are you talking about? this is camping only more illegal and this way I can drink as much as I want *goes to the alcohol section *
Kid: I'm shocked she trusted him to take us
Monty: well she said it would help us get along better..... and I asked you two to come with us in case I needed witnesses
Nugget: well Nugget is going to get some nuggets *leaves to the freezer aisle*
Monty: Nugget they'll be- *notices he's too far to hear him * oh I'm sure he'll figure it out eventually
Janitor: *drinking surrounded by alcohol *
^^ this is my version of heaven
Kid : *to Monty* wanna play some broad games in the toy section?
Monty: okay *they go the to toy section and play some board games*
They all hear a loud banging noise coming from the grocery half of the store
Nugget: *banging his head against the wall * COLD NUGGETS COLD NUGGETS COLD NUGGETS
Monty : *sighs* I saw that coming
( I randomly came up with this idea while walking around Walmart )
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Incorrect Quotes Kindergarten 2 (Book 2 )
FanfictionThis is my second book of Incorrect quotes. ( in case you can't read the headline it says "School shuts down due to illegal testing on missing students" and below the picture it says "Principal gets arrested" )
