Cigarettes 

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Kid: *holds up a box of cigarettes to the hall monitor * why do you call these?

Hall monitor : :/ cigarettes

Kid: *looks at Felix , Ted , and Carter* now tell him what you three call them

Felix and Ted: o///o Fags

Carter: coffin nails

Everyone except Carter: O_O ......

( I googled it "Coffin nails" is the term British soldiers use for cigarettes)

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