"sisterly bonding" 

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( younger)

Female principal: ^^ mommy I think Margaret is a mermaid I pushed her in the pool and she hasn't come up for air yet

FP dad: * walks in from outside carrying a shaking soaking wet Margaret * Karen what have I told you about trying to drown your sister?!

Female principal: not to.....

FP dad: and what did you try to do?

Female principal: ...drown her in the pool again

FP dad: I swear if you keep doing your going to give her brain damage

( fast forward to present day)

Kid: why is Margaret so weird?

Female principal: * thinks back to that day and lies* ..... I know what you mean ,but honestly I have no idea

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