Steven Universe has had a decent life. An awesome older sister, 2 caring and wise aunts, and of course his great dad. He thinks everyone is his friend, and nothing can go wrong, right?
Abso-fucking-lutely NOT!
It all changes when he meets a certain...
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Cobbledick is REAL peoples!!! Dude I'm ready to start a religion for whoever made this, the person that sent it to me, and Cobbledick. Somebody sent me this on their Insta story and I swear I'm making a whole religion for them and Cobbledick.
So whoever sent this just remember.... #Cobbledick
Join the Cobbledick religion! Where we worship Cobbledick, Cobbledick, and did I mention Cobbledick?
Cobbledick: 'I'm fucking fabulous! I'm a Goddess!!!'
Yes ya are, Cobble. And Spinel will be so proud. And I'm glad ya like my stories, *insert your Wattpad name here*, really appreciated. Now...everybody go follow that person if they ever read this and WORSHIP-
#Cobbledick
If this is your cat looking like Cobbledick I swear you're the real MVP-
