-Next day-
-With Spinel-
......
Last night was blank. No memory whatsoever. It was absent just like your good-for-nothing dad, and my good-for-nothing dad as well. Whatever happened yesterday at Cockwallace Diner was still yet to be remembered in Spinel's mind. The last thing she remembered was Volley putting her to bed and for some reason started dreaming about going on vacation to Monaco with Steven. Sure that may sound like a dream come true but there a child there with them, which she really didn't know why it was there. The child had jet black hair, with a hot pink streak on her bang, and magenta eyes.Why the hell was she there? No one knows. Who the fuck was she? Again, no one knows. Did her dad leave to go get milk? Yes, most likely. Who's her dad? I think we all know who.
When she woke up it wasn't the best: Right off the bat she had a headache. And she wasn't feeling the best either. It wasn't just a hangover kinda feelin. It was a...sick feeling. Like she had an illness or something. Whatever it was, it was a pain in the ass to have. Yes, thats what your mom says about you behind your back.
"Fucking god...what the hell happened to me yesterday...?" Spinel muttered as she woke up. She felt a strange feeling in her stomach, one she had been feeling for the past few days. It was time: her sickness. She had assumed it was only the flu or something but she didn't think it involved vomitting 24/7 and literally emptying the fridge. Speaking of food she was really in the mood for some salad...
With kool-aid powder, bacon, and jell-o on top.
Wait what the hell?! What the heck was that? Salad with kool-aid, bacon and jello...man that really sounds good right now...
....
Fuck I think I'm broken...While she thought about her weird cravings, she felt sicker by the minute. And next thing she knows, she's in the bathroom throwing up all over again. The worst part was that it hurt: both her throat and her stomach. The headache didn't seem to get any better at all. Damn, that headache is little bitch. Someone should kick it's ass and teach it that no body likes it.
"Fucking god...what's wrong with me...?" She asked herself, clenching her stomach in pain. This was getting worse day by day. Today was by far the worst. To be fair it sorta scared her a little. If this was gonna happen everyday and she didn't know what it was...Then she's screwed.
"Hey, what's going on with you, skank?"
She looked at the bathroom door where Cobbledick now stood with her usual mischeivous grin. She swayed her pink fluffy tail and she pranced inside, noticing her human slave sitting on the floor against the sink breathing heavily. "Finally got back to that marijuana shit, huh? Good for you." She meowed approvingly.
Spinel sighed as she tried to catch your breath, hand still on her stomach. "Cobble as much as it's usually funny when you say shit like that, I'm not really in the mood for it," Spinel replied bluntly. "I told you about this already. But just a second ago..I just experienced the worst shit of my damn life. My chest hurts, my stomache feels like shit, this headache won't leave me alone...I swear I didn't know the flu hurt this bad."
Cobbledick chuckled lightly. "Aw you poor empty-headed bitch. This isn't the flu. This is what happens when sluts decide not to use condoms or birth control. LMAO."
"....."
"Dude you have to be the dumbest slut I've seen in my lifetime..." Cobbledick groaned at her human slave's ignorance. "Add up the math skank. You have sex with my bud's human slave, you're so horny you don't use any sort of protection, and now you're getting all these symptoms."
"Cobbledick what are you saying..."
"I'm saying your fuckboi boyfriend's pullout game sucks ass."
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Mending Hearts (Human Spinel x Full Human Steven)
RomanceSteven Universe has had a decent life. An awesome older sister, 2 caring and wise aunts, and of course his great dad. He thinks everyone is his friend, and nothing can go wrong, right? Abso-fucking-lutely NOT! It all changes when he meets a certain...