-A week later-
-At BCHS-
-Somewhere near the end of the day-
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Ah yes....Monday....the day we all dread but we have to face it ayway because school and no matter how much we complain the school board doesn't fucking care. But oh well. Fuck the school system and whoever decided to put Monday on the calender. Anyhow the best part about Monday is that it ends. That's exactly what our favorite group is doing right now; watching Monday take it's sweetass time going by. Boring, yes. But it was better than waiting for their teacher to show up. Why not just hang around instead of wasting your time?Anyhow, jokes aside.
We can all guess that there's some dank memes going viral across BCHS, as well as insults to someone's good-for-nothing mom. Well most of them were true to some extent. Who's good for nothing mom? Hell I dunno ask Bismuth and Spinel.
"This dude's mom is so fat when she dies she's gonna fall while trying to climb the stairs to heaven and ends up falling down the stairs of hell. " Spinel read aloud the insults that she found on Twitter. "Your mom's so ugly that the only way she'll get laid is if she crawls up a chicken's ass and let it lay her, Jared! Damn this sounds like something I'd say to Charli D'Amelio over there." She pointed at Lapis, who just sighed.
Since Steven and Spinel started dating, that meant Spinel was gonna hang around. And that meant insults 24/7. That went for everyone, mostly her and Peridot though. Eventually Lapis wasn't called 'Nippleface' as much as it had died down, but instead things like 'Charli D'Amelio', 'Kaitlin Bennett' , or even something like 'James Charles' for some reason. As for Peri, she stook with the classics: 'Illumini', 'Pyramid', 'Nerd' or anything like that in general. The two had gotten used to it and decided to just make it part of their daily routine: Get insulted by Spins.
"Charli D'Amelio? Oh come on, you keep saying i look like her when I really don't." Lapis disagreed.
"Yeah ya do, Charli. The face shape and everything. "
"Come on! Steven, do I really look like Charli D'Amelio!?"
Steven took a glance at the bluette and chuckled. "Spinel's got a point about the face shape...So...Ok yeah I gotta agree. You look like Charli D'Amelio, 1000%. Sorry." That made Lapis groan in disagreement. Bismuth gave the annoyed teen a pat on the back. "Aw it's ok. Charli D'Amelio looks good. So take that as a compliment. Hey..where's little dorito? "
Lapis rolled her eyes and crossed her arms silently. "Her? I bet she's busy trying to comprehend what it means to even be in a relationship," she replied sarcastic tone. Yes, they eventually admitted they were both dumbasses that liked each other not too long after that crackhead dance and they celebrated by sharing Peridot's bucket of wing dings. Though it was a few days after the dance they finally decided to get together, things were indeed great between them. Well....until yesterday.
And when Lapis is mad...there is hell to pay for EVERYONE.
Kinda like that one friend that gets mad at one person but then everybody else has to pay for what that person did. And it's usually hell to deal with. Spinel, Steven, and Bismuth were very much aware that 'calm' Lapis wasn't gonna last long.
"Hey everybody!" Peridot's voice could be heard as she took a seat between Lapis and Bismuth. "I had to help Mrs. Alex with something. So, what did I miss?"
"This guy names Jared just got his balls roasted by some other guy and then we were talking about how Lapis looked like Charli D'Amelio but she's lying about it. Steven already agreed with it, now it's your turn. If you say she doesn't look like Charli, you're a damn liar." Spinel said as she put a picture of Charli on her phone in front of Peridot's face. "Come on! Lemme win this!"
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Mending Hearts (Human Spinel x Full Human Steven)
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