The Clone Wars: Fun with the clones!

Hiding Obi Wan's tea and Hardcase's doughnuts

  Everyone knew that the Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi was obsessed with tea. It didn't matter what flavor, he loved tea. He drank tea no matter what the situation was. During a debriefing? Yes. Dealing with Anakin's recklessness? Sips tea. Commander Cody had seen Obi-Wan drinking tea during several missions. Waxer and Boil swore they saw Obi-Wan drinking tea in his sleep. The man was obsessed with tea, he always made sure he enough tea so he wouldn't run out of it.

Cody, Waxer, and Boil were eating breakfast in the mess hall talking about their general's obsession. They had snuck into the general's quarters when he was at a council meeting, Anakin had decided to tag along, and grabbed his stash of tea. Anakin, however, had run out of candy and he decided to steal Obi Wan's secret stash. He always hid it in the same place, under his bed, which wasn't much of a hiding place.

Waxer and Boil thought that taking their general's tea wasn't enough, and had decided to prank Obi-Wan. They dumped a whole box of tea into the trash and put pepper inside the tea bags. Anakin who was still mad at Obi-Wan for putting sand in his bed; had opened another box of tea, cut open the tea bags, and dumped the tea in his bed, and stuffed some in his pillow. Waxer wrote a note saying:

You have a really weird obsession with tea, General Kenobi. We have given you only one box of tea and took the rest with us. One of us may have stolen your candy stash, too. If you want your tea back, come find us.

Hint: *Howling*

Cody, Waxer, Boil, and Anakin had decided to place the blame on the Wolfpack, who were also stationed on Coruscant for the time being. They just like the 212th, and 501st had always questioned Obi Wan's weird obsession for tea. They just had never decided to prank him about it by stealing his tea. Although, Sinker had "accidentally" spilled freshly brewed tea on him before.

They stored the tea inside a random storage closest and went back to their barracks until Obi-Wan freaked out about his lost tea. Obi-Wan had always come to his men during one of his tea pandemics. He also would try to invite them over to his quarters for a tea party. The boys had gone, out of respect for their general, but they were sick of drinking tea. If one of them were injured Obi-Wan made them drink tea, if they were bored or sick he would make them drink tea. They had decided to hide his tea after Hardcase had told them about how Obi-Wan got mad when Hardcase dipped a doughnut into his cup of tea. Obi-Wan had said that's not how you drink tea! Hardcase had run off with his doughnut, and Obi Wan's cup of tea. Hardcase was just like Obi-Wan, he had an obsession with doughnuts.

"Hey, guys! I have a great idea...let's steal Hardcase's doughnuts!" said Boil.

Next thing you know Cody, Waxer, and Boil had marched down the halls to the 501st barracks to steal Hardcase's doughnuts. They already knew Hardcase had some, he always went down to the doughnut shop every day and ordered about three large boxes of doughnuts for himself only. If he was feeling nice enough he would get one doughnut, for the rest of his brothers to fight over. But still, it was the thought that counts.

Sure enough, as Cody, Waxer, and Boil walked in the 501st barracks, Hardcase was sitting on his bed eating his doughnuts and guarding the ones that hadn't been eaten. He looked over at them and gave them a look that said I dare you to take them away from me. Waxer looked over at Boil, who nodded and proceeded to walk towards Hardcase. Echo, Fives, Rex, Dogma, Tup, Jesse, and Kix knew exactly what was going to happen and they wondered what Hardcase was going to do to Cody, Waxer, and Boil. Hardcase loved his doughnuts, a lot, he would do whatever it takes to protect them. Even if meant sending his brothers to the medbay because of it.

Hardcase narrowed his eyes as he watched Cody get closer, he bit into a doughnut aggressively and tore off a piece with his teeth. Waxer came closer as well and Hardcase started growling and scooted the boxes of doughnuts closer to him. Boil stomped over and grabbed a box, but was stopped by Hardcase, who dropped the doughnut he was eating and bit Boil's hand. Boil cried out in alarm and dropped the box, much to Hardcase's amusement. Cody looked over at Waxer. They both knew that taking Hardcase's doughnuts away from him would be harder than they thought. Hardcase grabbed the doughnut that had fallen and stuffed it in his mouth. He stacked the boxes of doughnuts in the corner of his bed next to the wall. Waxer, Cody, and Boil both grabbed a box and Hardcase kicked Cody in the stomach, punched Waxer in the jaw, and tried to bite Boil again. Hardcase smirked at them and bit into another doughnut. He really hated it when people tried to take his doughnuts.