The Clone Wars: Fun with the clones!

The Batchmates and the Hacker

Rex: Hey, guys!

Cody: What up, Rex?

Wolffe: Hey, guys.

Ponds: 'Sup?

Bly: Hey bros

Fox: Hey! I need a break, the Chancellor's giving me way too much work.

Bly: Why are you doing HIS work for him?

Wolffe: Fox, are you forging his signature again? Is he actually making you forge his signature so he can get out of doing his work, again?

Fox: Yup. It's whatever, I guess.

Rex: Yo, Ponds! How'd you get your name?

Ponds: Not telling and no one else will either.

Rex: Why?

Ponds: Because I said so

Wolffe: He fell into a pond on his first mission. We should have named him ribbit or frog because when his head popped out of the water, there was a frog on his head. The frog had decided to make himself a pet, and he followed Ponds everywhere. Ponds pretended to hate it, but he still has the frog. He named it Ribbit, and he's in Ponds quarters.

Rex: Thanks, Wolffe! I knew you were my favorite batchmate!

Cody: Are you forgetting about my existence? Seriously, Rex?

Fox: Hey! That's not fair!

Ponds: That hurt, Rex. I've always been nice to you.

Bly: Rex, I thought I was your favorite batchmate.

Wolffe: HAHA! Suck it up, losers!

Plo Koon: Wolffe, I thought I told you to be nice to your brothers, before. At least, you're not biting them this time. Thank Force for datapad screens.

Wolffe: General Buirr! How'd you get in this chat?

Plo Koon: One of my amazing wolfpack sons hacked me into it!

Wolffe: Which one?

Comet: Hi, Wolffe!

Wolffe: Hey, Comet. What up, Lil' bro?

Comet: Nothing much.

Bly: Can we kick Comet out of the chat? He's not our batchmate. This is a batchmate only chat, not a "let the little bros hack their way into this chat", chat.

Comet: Bly, you're mean. Besides Wolffe won't kick me out of this chat. Will you, Wolffe?

Wolffe: I don't know. This is a batchmate only chat.

Comet: Please? I promise I'll be good.

Wolffe: Fine. But only this one time and that's it.

Bly: Seriously, Wolffe? C'mon!

Comet has changed Bly's name to: Bly's A BlubberHead

Bly's  A BlubberHead: What does that even mean?

Comet: It means you're a blubberhead. Duh.

Rex: Comet, change my name!

Comet has changed Rex's name to: Rexsoka 4Ever

Rexsoka 4ever: Hmmm... I like it. What does it mean?

Comet: Rex and Ahsoka. Duh. Wolffe, your batchmates are kinda stupid.

Wolffe: I know. That's mainly the reason why I bit them all the time when we were cadets.

Comet has changed Ponds' name to: Ribbit the Pond Frog

Ribbit the Pond Frog: Are you always like this?

Comet: Yup.

Cody: Wolffe, can you make him stop? Please he's annoying. 

Comet has changed Cody's name to: Tea Time With The General

Wolffe: Nah, I won't make him stop. I'm just gonna let him do his thing. He knows better than to mess with me.

Comet has changed Wolffe's name to: Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe

Fox: Really? Comet knows better than to mess with you, Wolffe? I beg to differ.

Comet has changed Fox's name to: Fox Hunt

Fox Hunt: I should've seen that coming...

Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe: General Plo? Can you make him stop?

Plo Koon: Comet's just having fun. Let him have a little bit of fun, he's not doing anyone harm. He can continue doing this if he wants to. 

Comet has changed Plo Koon's name to: General Buirr

General Buirr: I'm sorry my wolfpack boys, but I have to go. I'll see you two later, and we'll have ice cream later.

Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe: Okay, bye General Buirr. 

Comet: ICE CREAM? WE'RE HAVING ICE CREAM! YAY! BYE BYE BUIRR!

Bly's A BlubberHead: Now, we're going to kick you off this chat. You're annoying and I don't understand how the rest of the Wolfpack can handle you. Go away and be annoying to other people, not us. Don't hack back into this chat either, Comet. Or I'll put you on sanitation duty for a month. 

Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe: Hey! You can't talk to him like that!

Comet: I was only trying to have fun. Don't call me annoying, Bly! If anything you're annoying. And yeah, I'll leave this chat. I'm not going to come back either, you all are boring! I'll see you later, Wolffe.

Comet has left the chat

Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe: Good job, Bly. Now he's going to be in a sour mood for the rest of the day. And he's most likely not going to talk to you for a while.

Bly's A BlubberHead: I guess I am a blubberhead. Poor Comet.

Fox Hunt: Bly you might wanna start hiding from Comet. He just asked me where you were and he's carrying a shovel. Ponds you might wanna go and rescue Ribbit the frog. Comet's holding him.

Ribbit the Pond Frog: WHAT? HE BETTER NOT HURT MY FROG! SOMEONE HELP ME SAVE RIBBIT!

Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe: Don't worry about Ribbit. Comet likes frogs, I don't know why. He kept pestering me to let him see Ribbit, ever since I told him you had a frog. Comet won't hurt him. Bly on the other hand... He might want to go and hide. 

Bly's A BlubberHead: HELP ME! WOLFFE, YOUR PUP OF THE PACK IS CHASING ME DOWN THE HALL WITH A SHOVEL! COMET'S CRAZY! SOMEONE HELP ME!

Fox Hunt: Nope. I ain't helping. I have the Chancellor's signature to forge. 

Ribbit The Pond Frog: You're on your own. I got my frog to rescue. He might fall out of Comet's hand while he's chasing Bly with a shovel.

Rexsoka 4ever: Sorry can't help you. General Skywalker's mad, again. Someone pranked him with sand, again.

Tea Time With The General: I don't have time to help you. General Kenobi has invited me over for tea.

Bly's A BlubberHead: Fine. Wolffe, can you save me from your crazy pup of the pack?

Bite Bite With The Growling Wolffe: Nope, and if you hurt the pup, you'll have another person chasing you with a shovel. 

Bly's A BlubberHead: Fine. I gotta go save myself without anyone helping me! You guys are the best batchmates ever. 

Bly's A BlubberHead has logged off