Weird Craziness With The Wolfpack

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*This one will be a texting story with the Wolfpack. And yes it will be full of weird crazy nonsense that I don't even know how I came up with*

Plo Koon has added Wolffe, Comet, Sinker, Boost, and Warthog to the chat...

Plo Koon: Hello, boys! I hope you're not causing too much trouble while I'm at the Temple

Boost: Slippers!

Comet: No comment -_-

Warthog: Really, Boost? Slippers?

Sinker: Red Hot Spicy Chicken Wings

Warthog: I want chicken wings

Wolffe: Boost, what is it with you and slippers?

Boost: Slippers! Slippers! Slippers! 

Comet: Again no comment -_-

Warthog: Obviously you have a comment, Comet. Otherwise, you wouldn't be saying anything!

Comet: I have no response

Warthog: You just responded. Are you-ugh nevermind...

Boost: I like to eat slippers for lunch

Comet: ...

Warthog: ...

Wolffe: ...

Sinker: ...

Boost: What? It's true!

Plo Koon: Good for you, Boost. Although, I'd rather you eat something more edible instead of slippers. Perhaps, something like chicken wings?

Sinker: RED HOT SPICY CHICKEN WINGS!!!

Plo Koon: Yes, precisely

Boost: Sure, why not. The slippers did taste kinda weird. They tasted like Sinker's feet. Although, it might be due to the fact I ate Sinker's slippers for lunch. 

Sinker: DID YOU SERIOUSLY EAT MY SLIPPERS

Boost: Maybe?

Warthog: How do you what Sinker's feet taste like?

Boost: IDK, maybe 'cuz I've tasted them before

Wolffe: How did I end up with the weirdest brothers in my pack? I mean seriously who tastes other people's feet?

Plo Koon: Now, now, Wolffe, be nice to your brothers. You should be glad they're part of your wolfpack.

Wolffe: If you say so

Comet: Nice? I don't think "nice" is even in Wolffe's vocabulary! I don't think he knows what it means.

Warthog: Comet's right. Wolffe definitely doesn't know how to be nice.

Wolffe: Hmmph... I can be nice. When I want to be. 

Boost: Which is like never.

Sinker: That's not true. What about that one time he helped Kix with getting Hardcase to the medbay? He reassured Hardcase that everything would be fine.

Comet: Yeah, everything would have been fine if Wolffe hadn't practically thrown Hardcase inside the medbay. He got a concussion because of it, his head hit the floor with a loud BAM... That is totally the definition of nice. Now Hardcase won't go anywhere near the medbay, or Wolffe. And Wolffe has gotten banned from helping Kix out in the medbay, and that banishment came from Kix himself. 

Sinker: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that minor detail. Oh, well.

                                         Hardcase has hacked into this chat...

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