Boost: Uh, Wolffe?
Wolffe: What is it, Boost? I'm really busy right now and I don't have time for your nonsense. This better be important.
Sinker: It's kind of important. I mean it's about something that Comet just did.
Wolffe: What did he do now?
Comet: Nothing, I did nothing! I'm innocent and I certainly did not go against your orders! Do not believe what Sinker and Boost say.
Wolffe: Comet, what did you do? What orders did you go against?
Comet: I didn't do anything! I'm innocent, I swear!
Warthog: We should all know by now, that Comet is the exact opposite of innocent. Wolffe, you're going to be really mad when you find out what he did.
Comet: Warthog, shut up. If you tell on me, I will paint your starfighter bright pink.
Warthog: Please don't.
Wolffe: Would you just tell me what the kriff that Comet did? I will put you all on sanitation duty for the next five months if you don't tell me what's going on.
Comet: Wolffe, have I ever told you how great of a brother you are?
Wolffe: Comet, I know what you're doing and it's not working, okay?
Boost: Comet, broke a rule. One of the big rules, Wolffe.
Sinker: Yeah, and the thing that he did can't be undone.
Warthog: It could be undone but it'd just be painful.
Comet: Don't tell him. I swear to Jango if you tell him, I will never forgive you.
Wolffe: I have work to do, okay? Just tell me what he did!
Boost: Comet, why don't you tell him?
Sinker: After all, it was your idea.
Warthog: Yeah, and you knew you weren't allowed to do it.
Comet: Ugh, fine. Wolffe, I got a tattoo.
Wolffe: YOU DID WHAT?
Comet: I got a tattoo. Can't you read?
Wolffe: COMET! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A TATTOO BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!
Comet: I am not young. I'm 20, okay? Besides you have a tattoo!
Wolffe: No, you're actually 10. The accelerated age doesn't count. I told you that you could get a tattoo when you're 12. I am 16, okay? I can make my own decisions but you can't.
Comet: Oh whatever. I just got one 2 years, early. It's not a big deal.
Boost: It is a big deal. Sinker and I waited forever to get a tattoo.
Sinker: Yeah, it's not fair. We waited forever and then you get one when you're 10.
Warthog: If Comet got a tattoo early, then can I get my tattoo early?
Wolffe: No, you cannot.
Warthog: That's not fair! Comet's 10 and I'm 11! I turn 12 in 3 months! Not in two years, like Comet!
Wolffe: Yeah? I'm extremely mad at Comet if you hadn't noticed.
Comet: It's just ink! Get over it!
Boost: Don't think you're not getting out of this, Comet.
Sinker: Just because you're the pup of the pack, doesn't mean you'll get out of trouble for getting a tattoo.
Warthog: I want a tattoo. Wolffe, let me get one!
Comet: There's nothing you can do about it, Wolffe. I know you're not going to have me get the tattoo lasered off.
Wolffe: Warthog, you'll get a tattoo in three months. It's not that long of a wait. And Comet? I don't want you to get it lasered off but you're still in trouble. You're on sanitation duty for the next four rotations.
Boost: That's not even a punishment! Do you know how long it took for us to turn 12? That is so not fair!
Sinker: You're only doing it because he's the pup! Wolffe, I demand you to make him do something else! Make him clean the entire battalion's refreshers for the next 3 months!
Wolffe: I actually like that idea. Comet, your cleaning the 104th's refreshers. Just for today, not 3 months.
Comet: What? That isn't fair! I'm not cleaning the refreshers!
Boost: It is fair!
Comet: Is not.
Boost: Is too!
Comet: Is not.
Sinker: Is too and you know it!
Warthog: You want to know what's unfair? The fact that Comet gets a tattoo, when he's 10, but I can't get one and I turn 12 in 3 months! That's not fair!
Comet: Too bad, Warthog. Deal with it.
Warthog: Wolffe, lemme get a tattoo!
Wolffe: Comet, what even is your tattoo?
Warthog: Sure, okay. Just go ahead and ignore me. That's fine.
Comet: Well, the one on my shoulder is the Wolfpack symbol, and the one on my chest is a comet.
Wolffe: Of course, you got more than one tattoo. I'm not surprised.
Warthog: LEMME GET A TATTOO! WOLFFE, LEMME GET ONE NOW! IT'S NOT FAIR! I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE WOLFPACK WITHOUT A TATTOO! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Wolffe: Fine, but only because you're being annoying about it.
Warthog: Yay! I'm going to get a starfighter or something as my tattoo!
Boost: Wolffe, didn't you get a tattoo when Fox told you not to?
Wolffe: Yeah, but he let me get one after I threatened to bite him.
Comet: Of course you did.
Wolffe: Comet, why aren't you cleaning the refreshers?
Comet: This is not fair. It's just ink but whatever. Make me go and clean the refreshers. See if I care.
Wolffe: Next time, don't go against my rules.
Comet: Fine.
*These are the ages that I made up for them.
Ages of each Wolfpack Trooper:
Wolffe: 16
Boost and Sinker: 14
Warthog: 11
Comet: 10
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The Clone Wars: Fun with the clones!
FanfictionJust fun stories with your favorite clones! Mostly the 501st, 212th, 104th, and their generals, but I will include others. Since Boba Fett is also a clone he'll be in here too, just as young Boba Fett. Wolffe will also be in here a lot because he's...
