Detective Sergeant Sinker

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Detective Sergeant Sinker has added Commander Waffle, Boost, Warthog, Comet, and Plo Koon to the chat

Commander Waffle: Comet! Did you change my name again? 

Comet: No! Maybe? Would you be mad if I did?

Commander Waffle has changed his name to Wolffe

Wolffe: Comet, we've talked about this

Comet: Sorry, well mostly sorry...

Detective Sergeant Sinker: Never mind that! I have an important announcement to make!

Boost: Does this have anything to do with me eating the rest of your chicken wings this morning? 

Detective Sergeant Sinker: No, it doesn't. WAIT WHAT?! BOOST, HOW COULD YOU?!

Commander Wolffe: If it makes you feel better Sinker, I had some too. You know I love chicken.

Comet: I had one of them, Wolffe gave me one!

Detective Sergeant Sinker: HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?! YOU ATE ALL OF MY RED HOT SPICY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!

Warthog: I didn't... 😕

Detective Sergeant Sinker: You are now my favorite, Warthog. Thank you. BUT AS FOR THE REST OF YOU DI'KUTS...

Boost: Hey! That's not fair!

Detective Sergeant Sinker: NO... WHAT ISN'T FAIR IS YOU ALL EATING MY CHICKEN WINGS!!! GET YOUR OWN WINGS!

Plo Koon: Sinker, calm down, my son. I will buy you more, okay? 

Detective Sergeant Sinker: Really?! Thanks, Buir! 

Plo Koon: You're welcome, Sinker. Now, Wolffe?

Wolffe: I'm not going to apologize for eating chicken. If there is chicken around, I am going to eat it. Sorry, not sorry. 

Comet: Didn't you once bite into a wild chicken before? I swear you're an actual wolf, Wolffe. Ha! Wolf, Wolffe! Wolffe, the wolf. Wolffe is a wolf. I have a wolf, named Wolffe. 

Boost: Oh, Comet... the things you entertain yourself with...

Plo Koon: Wolffe, I wasn't expecting you to apologize. You've never apologized once in your life, but we'll work on that. I was only going to say that you did have your own chicken this morning. I put some in the freezer. 

Wolffe: I know, thanks Buir. I ate all of it and I was still hungry. 

Detective Sergeant Sinker: HELLO?! WE'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING HERE!!! I HAD AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, REMEMBER?!

Comet: Who cares?! It's probably that I nearly pushed you into the pool again. You really need to learn to swim.

Plo Koon: Comet, that wasn't very nice of you. You know he's afraid of water and drowning. Do you have anything to say to your brother?

Comet: I'll try not to push you in the pool again, but I can't promise it.

Detective Sergeant Sinker: THANKS, I THINK? BUT THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!! I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL OF YOU IDIOTS, MINUS BUIR, THAT I'M GOING TO QUIT THE GAR AND BECOME A DETECTIVE! 🕵️‍♂️

Comet: 😕🤨😨😟😬🤪🥹🤣😂

Boost: HAHA! CAN YOU IMAGINE SINKER BEING A DETECTIVE?!

Wolffe: NOT AT ALL! THE WORLD WOULD BE IN CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION! 😬😬😬

Warthog: Would he be smart enough to even become one?! 🧐

Comet: NOT AT ALL, LMAO! HE WOULDN'T MAKE IT PAST THE TRAINING OR WHATEVER! 🤪

Detective Sergeant Sinker: Thanks a lot guys... really appreciate the support...

Detective Sergeant Sinker has changed his name to Sinker

Sinker has left the chat

Comet: Wait?! He was actually serious about it?! I thought he was joking?! 😳😣😐

Wolffe: Well, I'm not apologizing. As your commander, I command one of you to apologize. 

Plo Koon: I think you all should be apologizing.... I'm not going to allow him to leave the GAR but if he wants to be a detective then I'll let him.

Plo Koon has left the chat

Comet: He's right you, know. 

Warthog: Poor Sinker










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