The Clone Wars: Fun with the clones!

Switching Generals For A Day

"Hey, Rex! You know how Generals Skywalker and Kenobi have switched battalions for the day?" Cody exclaimed while running to catch up with Rex in the hallway. 

"Yeah, what about them switching battalions?" Rex said slowing down for Cody to catch up with him. 

"Well, it'll be much different for General Kenobi. Your men are picky about what they want or get and General Kenobi will have a major headache after the day is up, after dealing with you and your men." Cody said smirking.

Rex grinned at Cody and they walked side by side. "Let's go to the mess hall. I'm hungry," he added.

"Let me guess, General Skywalker is meeting you there to give you your chicken nuggets?" Cody said with a shrug.

"No, General Kenobi is. General Skywalker had to give General Kenobi a list of the foods Torrent liked because we don't eat rations, anymore." Rex said as they entered the mess hall. 

"I bet he didn't want to go and get the food. They're all in different food stores." Cody said as Obi-Wan entered the mess hall. Rex nodded before he joined the rest of Torrent Company who were waiting for Obi-Wan.

"Okay, boys I got your food. I have Echo's mangoes, Hardcase's doughnuts, Rex's chicken nuggets, Fives' cheeseburgers, Tup's hotdogs, Kix's strawberries, Jesse's package of pepperoni slices, Dogma's lasagna, and pink lemonade for all of you."  Obi-Wan clarified as he gave each of them their food. "Anything else you need?" he asked.

"Ummm... How many chicken nuggets are there?" Rex asked, his head popping out of the bag containing his chicken nuggets. 

"I got you a six-count chicken nugget with fries," Obi-Wan said with visible confusion on his face. 

Rex dropped the bag and looked up at Obi-Wan with shock. "I always get twelve chicken nuggets with fries!" Rex exclaimed as he sat down on the bench behind him and looked at Obi-Wan with disappointment. 

"I'm sorry, Rex. I'll remember that for next time. Surely, you can deal with six chicken nuggets?" Obi-Wan asked. Rex shook his head no and sighed loudly. 

"General Kenobi? You got my food wrong, too! You put mustard on my hotdogs. I don't do mustard, only ketchup and that's it." Tup spoke up, looking at his hotdogs with distaste. 

"You gave me regular strawberries! I only get organic strawberries. I can't eat these!" Kix wailed at the Jedi Master. 

"There are tomatoes and lettuce on my cheeseburger. I only like cheese, ketchup, mayonnaise, and pickles on my burger! My order is wrong!" Fives complained. 

"General Kenobi, this is not lasagna. This is baked ziti." Dogma sighed. 

"You got the wrong brand of pepperoni slices for me. I get the pepperoni slices from Alderaan, not Naboo." Jesse chimed in. 

"General Kenobi? These aren't mangoes, they're meilooruns." Echo said taking a sip of the pink lemonade. "The lemonade is also meiloorun-mango- lemonade not pink lemonade," he added looking at the label. 

Obi-Wan sighed. He hadn't meant to get their food orders wrong. Or that Torrent Company was extremely picky. Well, they got that from Anakin, he thought glumly. "Well, just wipe off the mustard, Tup. I'm sure eating regular strawberries for just this once, won't do anything to your health, Kix. Just take the tomatoes and lettuce off the burgers, Fives. I'm sure you'll like baked ziti, Dogma. The pepperoni slices are fine, even if they're from Naboo, Jesse. Meilooruns taste just like mangoes, Echo." Obi-Wan declared.

"Oh no! That won't do. Obi-Wan! You got my men's food orders wrong. You have to go back to the food stores and get the correct food that want. They won't eat this stuff." Anakin shouted looking at the food that Obi-Wan had bought.