Comet Strikes Again

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Comet: Hey, guys! I know this is a batchmate only chat but I'm here.

Rex: Hey Comet! What up Lil' wolf pup?

Fox: Hi, Comet.

Cody: Don't let Bly catch you! He'll be mad! Oh, and hi!

Wolffe: Comet! What are you doing?

Comet: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm chatting with you and your batchmates! Duh...

Ponds: 'sup?

Bly: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? COMET, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!

Comet: And how many times do I have to say that I don't care?!

Wolffe: I said you were allowed that ONE day when you hacked into the chat. Comet go away, okay? Text with the rest of the wolfpack.

Comet: Wow, rude. 

Bly: GET OUTTA HERE, NOW! OR I'LL MAKE YOU! EVEN WOLFFE DOESN'T WANT YOU HERE!!!

Comet: I'm not even here for you! I just need Fox, okay?

Fox: Why do you need me? I barely know you!

Comet: I need you to forge Chancellor Palpatine's signature for me.

Fox: Why? 

Comet: So I can have my OWN speeder bike and PRIVATE shooting range

Fox: No! We are not wasting the Republic or the Chancellor's money for you to get a speeder bike or your own private shooting range!

Comet: Quit acting like you don't waste the Republic's money for getting those double chocolate chip brownies all the time!

Rex: Hold on, what?!!!

Ponds: Fox! Really?

Wolffe: Sly Fox

Fox: How'd you know about that?! Comet!

Comet: I have my ways. Now, are you going to forge his signature or what? I have a lot more info on you that I'd be willing to share.

Fox: Fine, fine. I'm forging the signature now...

Wolffe: Comet? You better share that speeder and the shooting range with the rest of the pack and me.

Comet: Well, obviously. I got it for the wolfpack!

Fox: Well, technically I got it. I'm the one that has been forced to forge a signature!

Chancellor Palpatine: Commander Fox, can you explain why I was billed for a speeder bike and a shooting range? 

Fox: Um...

Comet: Well, Bly. I'm out of here! Bye!

Chancellor Palpatine: FOX!!! EXPLAIN THIS, NOW! I'M ALSO GETTING BILLED FOR DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox: Ummm...

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