𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒍𝒖𝒔 𝑼𝒍𝒕𝒓𝒂 𝑪𝒂́𝒇𝒆 ♡︎ Bnha Collection

my kindergarten acadamia

A/n: this is just something I wanted to do for fun also you don't have any siblings in this one also Kodo is the caretaker

Kodo: Y/n what are you drawing on your book?

Y/n: I'm drawing me and Satan watching the world burn, Kodo San.

Kodo: ... where the the f*ck are your parents

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Bakugou: what does this say deku?

Deku : *spells it*

Deku: PIANO

Kodo: please don't encourage him katsuki.

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Kodo: Ma'am I lost my students can I make an announcement. Please

Random woman: of course

Kodo: bye you little, f*cking sh*ts.

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Kodo: shouto so your dad has informed me that you have his credit card if I'm correct...

Todoroki: yes?

Kodo: can You give it back after
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We spend it on hero merch

Todoroki: yes!

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Kodo: hey aizawa sensie can I borrow your scarf for 1 second.

Aizawa: why kiddo?

Kodo I just want to end my life from looking after these little dipsh*ts

Aizawa: no

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Kodo: *looks like they haven't slept for a whole day*

Ochako: kodo San I think you need some rest

Iida: ururaka is correct you look like you didn't have sleep

Kodo :wait what is sleep again?

Everyone: ...

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Bonus:

Kodo: it's important to wash your hands with soap and water or it's optional to use any type of alcohol base jell

Momo: but why exactly do we need to use soap

Kodo: good question the soap's molecules help remove any germs that are left on our hands it literally kills any virus

Denki: but how do we turn of the water though?

Kodo:

With gun.

Lesson learned wash you fricking hands you filthy animals