𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒍𝒖𝒔 𝑼𝒍𝒕𝒓𝒂 𝑪𝒂́𝒇𝒆 ♡︎ Bnha Collection

my kindergarten academia °2

[A/n : no one asked for a part 2 but I have no sense of control during corona but here my beautiful children!]

Kodo: katsuki what do you have?

Katsuki: a f*cking knife b*tch!

Kodo: no!

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Kodo: there us sitting worst than killing...

Y/n: everyone.

Kodo: no! 'what in the actual F is wrong with these kids...'

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Kiri: Baku bro u need to stop using Denki's powers

Katsuki: but I need to charge my phone

Mina: Kiri is right you know you can charge your phone there?

Katsuki: but he's portable.

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*Kodo, Aizawa Y/n & the male trio*

Kodo: sadly in the store there only remains 1 cookie in the the store

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Aizawa: sorry boys but dad-zawa is getting that cookie

Deku: hey!

Y/n: are you assuming my gender?!
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Kodo: why are you crying?

Momo: he wants to marry me and that's why I'm crying!

Mineta: I'll marry you!

Momo: No DoN't!

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All might/ anyone you think of: young kodo when did you sleep?

Kodo: Thursday...

Anyone: but it's Friday.

Kodo: exactly

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Bonus:

Villain au

Kodo: *doing nothing*

What do you have in your hand Y/n

Y/n: it's just an all mig-

Kodo:

BURN.

IT.

NOW.

[And yes he's a hero, b*tch.]