(Old) Eight: Ray Hates Hospitals

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"How's your eggplant?" Tori asked Beck, smiling while Ray giggled childishly from the audience

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"How's your eggplant?" Tori asked Beck, smiling while Ray giggled childishly from the audience.

"It's fine. How's your spaghetti?" He asked back, Tori throwing her fork down and glaring at him.

"I hate you."

"Why?"

"I'm not having spaghetti! I'm having spaghettini!" She yelled at him.

"What's the difference?"

"Spaghettini is a very thin noodle and spaghetti is a relatively fat noodle! We've been over this!" Tori yelled at Beck.

"I forgot!" He yelled back.

"I mean, why do we even have a pasta class together?" Beck slammed his fork down, ready to say his line.

"And done!" Sikowitz shouted, holding up a jar.

"We're done?" Beck asked in confusion, looking at their teacher.

"But we still have a few more lines."

"No, I meant this is done." Sikowitz told them, showing them the jar he had.

"What is it?" Andre asked him.

"Well, it was a jar of cream, but now that I've shaken it vigorously for an hour, it is now butter." Sikowitz said as he walked towards the front of the class.

"You make your own butter?" Jade asked him.

"Indeed."

"Is it good?" Robbie asked.

"He wouldn't know." Ray mumbled.

"Precisely, I refuse to eat dairy." Sikowitz said as he dropped the jar into the trash, clapping his hands. "Tori, Beck, take your seats."

"If he doesn't eat dairy, why would he-?"

"I don't know, I don't get it." Tori cut Beck off as they walked to their seats.

"All right, for the last few minutes of class, let's talk about the one act play I'm directing." Sikowitz said as he stood on the stage, not saying anything.

"Well?" Andre said after they waited for a moment.

"Well what?" Sikowitz asked while looking at his students.

"Are you gonna talk about the one act play you're directing?" He asked again, the class nodding.

"All right! First of all, I wanna thank you all for auditioning. The two lead roles will be played by..." Everyone started stomping their feet. "....Andre and Robbie!"

"Cool." Andre simply said.

"Hot beef!"

"Would someone else like to be my guardian?" Rex asked in embarrassment.

"Did any of the rest of get parts?" Cat asked excitedly.

"Aw, is a certain little redhead hoping she got a role in her teachers play?" Sikowitz asked as he squatted down in front of Cat, who giggled and nodded.

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