Dragon Ball Oneshots

Beerus x Reader

A/N: This is part of a request from sdeathslayer1. Enjoy!

Beerus' POV

Bored. Another day and I'm bored. Whis has angel duties to take care of so he's not here. Those two saiyans are off training. And I have no way of getting to Earth without Whis. I gave a slight yawn. " Maybe I should take a nap." I said to myself. But then my stomach growled. " I can't go to sleep on an empty stomach." I said.

I walked into the kitchen to get something to eat. But there were no snacks. I don't know how to cook so yeah. I decided to call for my oracle fish. Maybe he could cook for me. " What do you want?" He asked. " I was wondering if you could make something for me. Maybe a delicacy for Earth." I said.

" I would but Whis is the one who makes my food. So your outta luck." He said. I scowled.               " Then why should I still keep you around?!" I said. He got scared. " I-I can tell you something that will happen in your future. If you want?" The oracle fish said.

That peeked my interest. " Alright fine." I said. " Hmmm. I seeing a mysterious person in your future. This person will change your life. In a good way though." The oracle fish said. This was very intriguing. But I took it as false. No one, other than those saiyans, have come to this planet. I scoffed and walked off. 

I decided to take a stroll in the garden. " Ugh. I'm so hungry." I said. I then felt someone's energy enter the planet's atmosphere. A small ship appeared and landed. I flew towards it. I needed to find out who this was.

Y/N's POV

I exited my spaceship. " Wow. This planet is beautiful." I said. I was in awe at the scenery. " Okay! Who are you and why are you here?!" Someone said. I turned to see a purple cat man. He looked like an Egyptian cat. He wore blue pants and an Egyptian neck piece. 

I was scared. But I kept my cool. " Um...hi. I'm Y/N. I'm a human from Earth. My friend Bulma made this ship and-" I was cut off. " Ugh. Of course that woman has something to do with this." The cat man said. " You know Bulma?" I asked. I hopped down from my spaceship. " Yes. That mortal and I are acquainted." The cat man said.

" Well, nice to meet you. I'm Y/N." I said. " Hmph. I'm Beerus. Nice to meet you." He said. He looked away. " Wait. The G.O.D?!" I said. I ran behind my spaceship. " Please don't hurt me." I said out of fear.

Beerus' POV

He/She ran behind his/her ship. For the first time, I felt sorry for this mortal. I calmly walked over to them. I put my hand on their shoulder. " I'm not going to hurt you." I said. He/She smiled. My stomach growled again. " Ugh. I really need Whis. I'm starving." I said.

" If you're hungry, I can make you something." Y/N said. I nodded. I led him/her to the kitchen.      " What do you want me to make?" Y/N asked. " How about some Takoyaki?" I said. " I can make that." Y/N said. Y/N went to the kitchen and started cooking. The smell was amazing.

" I told you someone mysterious would appear." I heard someone say. I turned to see the oracle fish. I sighed. " Sure someone mysterious appeared but they haven't changed my life." I said.
" We'll see." The oracle fish said. " Okay. Its all done." Y/N said. He/She came out holding a huge tray of Takoyaki.

Y/N put it down. " Oh hello. Who is this?" Y/N asked. " This is the oracle fish. He tells me useless predictions." I said. The oracle fish looked at me. I tasted the Takoyaki. It was so good. More delicious than any Whis has made.

" Wow this is so good." I said. " Thanks I'm glad you like it." Y/N said. He/She was petting the oracle fish. They were also laughing. I continued to blush. I had a warm feeling in my chest. I liked it. The oracle fish flew away after a while. Y/N sat down next to me.

" You ate them all. I'm glad you liked it." Y/N said. " Hmph. It was okay I guess." I said. " Why do you do that?" Y/N asked. " Do what?" I asked. " Act like you don't care." Y/N said. I was shocked.
" What do you mean!? Of course I care!" I said.  " You push everything aside! You're to prideful! Put your pride aside and act like you care for once-!" Y/N said.

I cut Y/N off by kissing him/her. " Beerus- sama." Y/N said. " I don't care about a lot of things. But I care about you." I said. We continued our kiss. After a while Y/N fell asleep. I carried him/her to my room and put her down to sleep. I laid down next to her. " I'll explain everything to Whis in the morning. Heh. The oracle fish was right. The mysterious person did change me." I said. I closed my eyes and fell asleep with my beloved in my arms.

A/N: Done. I'm sorry I havent updated in a while. But i promise to update more. Request are still open. So feel free to. Also i published the next part to my Goku x Goki book. So i hope you enjoyed this part.