I Love You Keith

Payback Pt 1

Veronica POV

Hunk smiled once he learned of Pidges plan to get back at Lance. "What if I got his phone? I am his roommate after all. I shouldn't be too hard. He's probably still asleep." I looked at Pidge, silently asking if that was alright. I may have been helping, but it was Pidges plan. She smiled "Thanks Hunk. That'd be great. But why do you want to get back at Lance?" I looked at Pidge questioningly "It's Lance, why wouldn't he?" "I'm just saying,Hunk, you seem more like the guy to stays neutral or tries to stop us from doing this. No offense of course."  He smiled "None taken. But Lance is the worst roommate ever. I got there first, and had my stuff in the the top bunk, along with the cabinets and dresser, I had all my stuff set up. Then when I came to hang out with you guys, he got there and moved all my stuff. He put my stuff in the bottom bunk-" at this point he got cut off when James said "Huh, sounds like you Keith." with a smile on his face. Keith faked gasped "GaSp! Really? Well who made a giant argument over who got the slightly bigger dresser?  Need a hint? It was you." he said, with a bit of attitude. "Hey, I only did that because you stole my bunk and took the biggest cabinet in the bathroom!" "They're both the exact same size! All of our stuff could fit on one shelf!" The two fought like this for a while, and while it was very entertaining to watch, I wanted to know what Lance had done to make someone as sweet as Hunk mad enough to steal his phone. "Guys come on, stop fighting. I wanna hear the rest of the story." they completely ignored me. "Guys. GUYS!" they finally heard me on the last one, but continued to death stare each other. "Jeez, you two fight like an old married couple." This turned them both red. Keith stuttered out "N-no we don't!" neither of them said anything, so I turned to Hunk "So, what were you saying before you were interrupted by Mr. and Mr. Griffin-Kogane?" I stared at the two blushing boys after that, who both were beet red and silently staring at their food. "Well, not only did he move my stuff from my bunk, he also cleared out my dresser and cabinet in the bathroom, and threw all my stuff on the bottom bunk.  He then filled BOTH cabinets with hair products, face masks, and other stuff in small bottles. He filled the entire dresser with clothes, and some of his desk drawers too." I sighed "Yeah, that sounds like Lance. He's obsessed with facial care. He does face masks all the time. If he gets so much as what looks like a pimple, he freaks out. I feel bad for you Hunk, those things smell terrible." "Yeah, and when I told Lance that, and he said "It lessens your nose hairs." Why would I care if there's hair in my nose? It a nose. Nobody really looks at it." We all started laughing at this, even the gays. And Lance, being Lance, chose that exact moment to walk into the mess hall, with A FACE MASK ON! We all started cracking up, barely able to breathe from how much we were laughing. "What's so funny?" Lance asked. "Y-Y-your f-face!" Keith said breathlessly. Lance's expression went dark. He leaned in close to Keith's face, slamming his hands on the table. We all stopped laughing, and Keith leaned back. "My what?" Lace growled , leaning closer to Keith, who leaned even farther back, he was practically lying on Jame's shoulder. "He just said you face man, it's a joke. Lighten up." Pidge said, trying to calm Lance down. "I don't care." he growled. He turned toward Keith, and got right in his face, "Listen here MULLET, nobody insults me. But you did it twice yesterday, along with your little boyfriend too." both Keith and James turned pink at this, since Keith was almost sitting in James's lap by now. "But nobody, NOBODY insults my face." By now, Keith looked scared. James put his arm around him, pulling him back and closer to himself. "Chill out Lance, we were just joking around. Veronica was telling us about how you're super obsessed with your skin care. You just happened to walk in at the right time."

James POV

How dare this bitch act like that. He just can't take a joke. And treating MY Keith like this, especially after what he did last night. Oh hell no. "Chill out Lance, we were just joking around. Veronica was telling us about how you're super obsessed with your skin care. You just happened to walk in at the right time." He looked straight at me, scanning my face, as if looking at me would tell him if I was lying or not. Then he backed up, and turned towards Veronica and Hunk "Okay, you two, before now, you were the only ones who knew that I did face masks. So which one of you ratted me out." I silently put Keith back into his seat "Hey, you okay?" I asked, worried for him "Yeah, I'm fine. I just didn't think he'd do that. It was actually funny. His mask started chipping, and it smelled like rotten eggs." we both laughed at that, and I saw that familiar spark return to his eye. The ones that make them look like galaxies. Lance was still trying to stare down Veronica and Hunk, but it obviously wasn't working well. They were both trying not to laugh. Lance was frowning, which was causing his mask to crack and fall. After a big chunk fell into Hunk's food, they both burst out laughing, along with Kinkade.  Lance obviously knew that he wasn't going to get an answer from them two, so he turned toward Kinkade. "Kinkade, you're nice. Maybe you'll tell me." he looked at Lance innocently "And why would I do that?" "I'll give you ten bucks." Lance said with a smirk, knowing that it was a done deal. Kinkade looked over to Veronica and Hunk "Sorry guys, but ten bucks is ten bucks." he turned towards Lance and stuck his hand out "Money first, then you'll get your answer." Lance sighed and handed Kinkade the bill. "It was both of them, they also said that it smells and we all agree." he said, with a smirk on his face. Lance gasped "What! I've been betrayed! And by my on sister, and my best friends! The pain, the pAiN." Pidge rolled her eyes "Lance stop being a drama queen. Even you have to admit that they smell." I leaned to Keith and whispered in his ear "But not as bad as his breath." and he giggled. That cute. I guess I was staring, because he turned a light shade of pink and asked "What? Did part of Lance's mask fall on my face?" I laughed a little. "No, well," I scanned his face, maybe looking a second too long at his eyes, "No, you just have a nice laugh. I like hearing it." I felt myself turn pink at the words, and Keith turned a darker shade of pink. "U-uh thanks, I guess." "No problem." We looked back at where Lance was still being dramatic, and Pidge looked like she was going to kill him, along with Kinkade. It takes a LOT to make Kinkade mad. He's the nicest person I know, and the most level headed too. And when he got mad, he got mad. I have a feeling that Kinkade is going to help Pidge with her plan to get back at Lance. "Lance" I asked, "Aren't you forgetting to do something? He rolled his eyes then turned towards the gay "I'm sorry." Then he went back to being dramatic about me and Hunk's "betrayal".