I Love You Keith

Mario Kart

Kinkade POV

When we went to the gays room to get them for lunch, we found them out cold and spooning. Pidge and Veronica immediately started fangirling. Hunk just looked uncomfortable. I smiled, hoping that something had been said. "Shouldn't we leave? We're kinda intruding on a personal moment." Hunk asked. Pidge smiled and pulled out her phone, taking pictures "No way! We need these! I'm gonna show them at their wedding!" Veronica smiled Pidge, we all know you'll be showing them from the day they start dating to the day they, or you, die. Whichever comes first." I smiled "Yeah, but V, you'll be making bets with Pidge about everything." she gave me the death stare. Pidge smiled "That's right. You and Kinkade already lost our bet, so if they're dating by the end of the month you guys owe me 60 bucks!" After some more giggling and picture taking, James woke up.

-time skip-

After we left, we went  to the cafeteria, where Pidge and Veronica went through the pics they had taken of the gays. Hunk asked me "What's this bet you guys made?" "I said that James would tell him by the end of the week two weeks ago, and V said that they'd kiss by the end of last week, but  they didn't. Pidge said that they'd be dating by the end of the month, which is in a week. If she wins, me and V owe her 60 bucks." "Wow. That's a lot. " I nodded, the spotted the gays coming our way "But don't tell the gays." They both sat down, and not a word was spoken. Lunch was eaten quietly, with. Veronica and Pidge whispering back and forth between each other occasionally.

The rest if the day passed quickly, and after dinner we all rushed to the gays room, where Pidge and Keith were setting up Mario kart. I was ahead of the others, and when I got there, they were whispering over something on the screen. I walked over to them quietly "Whatcha doing?" and Keith jumped a few inches into the air "Shit! Kinkade don't do that!" I smiled, knowing that I'd be scaring him a lot "Okay. But seriously, what are you guys doing?" Pidge, with her eyes still on the screen responded "We're trying to figure out how to attach the files I got from Lance's phone and put them on the projector.  But it's not working." my eyes went wide in surprise "We're going through Lance's stuff?" Pidge shook her head, eyes still on the screen "Not all of it. I had V look through it, and she picked a few messages and conversation in which Lance got badly rejected. I looked over some of them. He uses cheesy pick up lines, and the girls hate them. There's also one where he's ranting to Hunk about getting suspended." I smiled "Well, what if we give Hunk some of these messages to use to shut Lance up?" Pidge looked up from the screen at me "We COULD do that. There might be hope for you yet Kinkade." She went back to the screen, typing furiously.

I smiled, then walked over to the couch. At some point, the others had arrived. Veronica was on Jame's bed, Hunk was on the floor, and the gays were nowhere to be seen. I started to scroll through my phone, and James ran in, with an evil smile on his face Veronica saw his expression and immediately asked "What'd you do?" James just smiled "I didn't do anything. But I just saw Lance get yelled at by Iverson for running through the halls." I rolled my eyes "Of course that's why you're smiling." he shrugged, like what are you gonna do. Pidge shrieked "YES!" and Keith froze. Pidge turned to face us with a gleam in her eyes "It's working, We can play Mario cart, then see messages where Lance gets rejected." Everyone smiled. But Hunk, being innocent , asked "Why are we going through Lance's stuff? And what are we going to play with?" I smiled "Hunk, we're going through his stuff because we can. But, Pidge can also send you some of these to use to shut Lance up." his eyes went wide with realization "Ohh." "Yeah, and we're gonna lay with these controllers I brought from home. James looked at her oddly "You brought controllers, but not a gaming system?" she shrugged "I can set up anything to be a gaming system. Me and Matt once made one of those walking machines at the gym play DOOM." James nodded, since this was a very Pidge like thing to do, and made sense. Her and her brother, Matt, where tech geniuses. Their whole family was, and their dad was one of the top people at the Garrison.

Once we were all seated, me and Hunk went first on Mario kart. I destroyed him, and got 1st. Poor Hunk got 4th behind the CPUS. "Sorry man." he shrugged "It's okay. I like baking better anyway." we then continued tournament style. I beat Veronica, then both of the gays, and was up against Pidge. We wee on the last lap, and I was barely ahead of her. Then, the worst thing happened. She blue shelled me. I spun out, and she crossed the finish line "YES! I win!" I gasped "Pidge! No fair! You fucking blue shelled me!" the other looked at me in shock. I very rarely, if ever cursed. James smiled "Good job Pidge, you made him mad. You should be scared." I glared at him "I'm not MAD mad. But she ruined my streak!" Pidge smiled "Sorry Kinkade. But a girl's gotta do what a girls gotta do. And I HAD to blue shell you." I sighed. She was right. "Fine. But you're gonna show me how to set that up on my computer." "Deal." 

We spent the next two hours just talking and joking around. We went through some of Lance's text messages, and he used the cheesiest pick-up lines EVER. "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty." "I'm good at math. U+I=69, because you are a ten.""On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9, because I'm the one you need" and other stuff like that. It was painfully cringey.  Around 10, we all went back to our respective rooms, promising to do this again next week.