Pidge POV
I swear to god if Lance doesn't shut up I'm going to kill him. I think Kinkade agrees with me, but then he does something that surprises me. He stands and pats Lance on the back "Lance, how about you go wash that mask off your face. I've heard from my sister that it there's cracks in the mask, it'll leave lines on your face." Lance started to panic. "Really? Oh no! I gotta go. Thanks Kinkade. All is forgiven!" and with that he ran off down the hall, nearly sliding into the wall when he turned a corner. Kinkade turned to us and smirked. "I don't have a sister. But.." he pulled out a phone "I do have Lances phone." and he smiled mischievously. "Whoa! How'd you do that?" He shrugged "It's simple really. My brother taught me how to do it. You pat their shoulder and talk to them, distracting them, then you reach into their pocket an viola! You have their phone or wallet." "And why exactly did you learn this?" maybe there was hope for the kid to be evil yet. "For a magic show my brother and I did for the school talent show. We needed a volunteer, and we picked the principal. We took his car keys, wallet, and school keys. I got 50 bucks out of the wallet, and my brother got 60. Then we gave it all back. His things, not the money." everyone laughed at that. I smiled. Maybe there was hope. "Well, that was a great story, but I'm gonna need Lance's phone now." Kinkade handed it over. "What are you gonna do Pidge?" Hunk asked. I sighed. Hunk was simply to innocent. "Well Hunk, I'm going to hack into it. Then, I'm gonna download his texts, gallery, and search history for future blackmail purposes. Then i'm gonna set an alarm for it during Mr.Iverson class, and it's going to blare "American Idiot", but a version I edited, where it says Iverson's a idiot." Hunk looked at me with wide eyes and whispered "Really?" I nodded, "Yes, really. And I'm gonna change his password, so he can't turn it off." "I don't know Pidge, that seems like a little much." Veronica said. "But this is revenge for all the stuff Lance did to Keith and James, and the stuff he did to you in the past." She smiled "Well, then by all means, let's do it." I plugged his phone into mine, and started to type furiously on the screen. "But what's the new password gonna be?" James asked. I smiled evilly "It's gonna be a voice command, "Keith is awesome." It's the last thing he'd think of, and it'll kill Lance to say that." James smiled "Well, you're not wrong..." which caused Keith to smile brightly. "I love this plan. And the best part is, we all have that class together!' he said excitedly. "I can't wait to see the look on his face!"
Lance chose that exact moment to walk into the cafeteria, head held high. "Pidge, hurry!" Veronica whispered in my ear. "I'm trying!" Lance walked up just as I finished. I quickly unplugged the two phones and put his on the table. He walked up with a smile on his face "Check it out, no lines." he said, pointing to his face. "That's great buddy! " Hunk said. "Oh, by the way, you left your phone here earlier." and he handed it to Lance. "Thanks man! I was wondering where it was." then his eyes got huge "Holy shit, we have three minutes to get to class!" All of our eyes went wide. We stood up and ran to dump our food and trays. Me and Hunk sprinted down the hall to robotics, with the others not far behind us. Keith and Veronica went to math, Lance and James to science, and Kinkade went to engineering. He had admitted to me and Veronica earlier that he actually liked not having any of us in that class. He "Finally got some peace and quiet." Me and Hunk ran into the classroom just as the bell rang. As we sat down, I let out a sigh of relief. We were on time. I could only hope the other had made it too.
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I Love You Keith
FanfictionCover art by @tricodeku. This is set before the Kerbros mission, and is about Keith and his friends time at the Garriosn, starting on their first day, ending when they find the blue lion. Keith is Shadams son, and is 14, and newly enrolled at the Ga...