Sirius Black's Secret

Chapter 37-Christmas Dinner At The Burrow

"Papi? I'm home" she called, walking through the halls. She had told Muscari to wait outside until she came and got him. She was following the source of the noise to the living room and had stopped paying attention to where she was going, instead choosing to go into her thoughts. She thought about her wedding, about her pregnancy, her child, her family and her husband. She thought about all the family she had gained in the last month. She was so caught up in her thoughts she didn't hear the sound of somebody running. She was knocked down by the person running down the hall. "George! You knocked Charlie's little monster over!" Fred called

"Sorry, Carlotta. Just trying to get some help with a guy that's stood outside. Fred has him." George explained before continuing to the living room. She watched in horror as Fred dragged Muscari in, tied up and with a wand to his temple.

"Get off of him! He's my bloody husband, you fucking ejit! Let him go!" She shouted

"Your what?" Molly said

"For Fuck's Sake! Do none of you read the Daily Prophet?" She exclaimed

"I did and I'm not very impressed, young lady." Bill said

"Oh! Go shag a pyramid, Bill." She hissed, that led to Ginny writing that down in her notebook of insults

"Carlo-" Harry began

"Oh, kiss Voldemort's nose, boy-who-pissed!" She snarled, again furious writing down from Ginny

"Now." George said

"Carlotta." Fred continued

"Piss off Jesus and Judas!"

By the time they released Muscari, she had used a number of insults:

Bill: Arsehole, Git, Prat, Bell End

Fred: Barmy, Nutter, Pillock, Lazy Sod, Skiver, Knob, Berk, Maggot

George: Chav, Naff, Plonker

Harry: Wanker, Gormless, Knob Head

Ron: Pig, Tosser, Manky

Percy: Four eyes, Muppet, Twit

She is now grounded.