A bunch of oneshots full of smut created by an AI and a lot made by myself. The situations almost always have no context or make any sense. Don't expect any follow-ups for any of them, either, cause even idek wtf is happening in them.
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(author's note: heavy use of satire, stupidity, and AI in this one. enjoy the orgies!)
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"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas shouted as he stood up from the living room couch.
"..." replied Ferb. Ferb walked to the backyard, and Phineas followed him.
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"Pine ass!!! wtf r u up to!" screeched Candace hectically from the corner.
"We're going to build a giant dildo, fit with a water-slide of synthetic ejaculate."
"Aren't you a little young to be getting horny?" Candace questioned.
"Even though I barely age, I'm still a pubescent kid. So no, no I'm not. I'm also canonically pansexual now, so it makes sense."
Fern and pin began construction on the monumental member.
"It doesn't matter!! Today is the day I finally bust you!" Candunce ran to the store to find the mother who gave life to the orange haired demon.
As today's hijinks ensued, Perry the Household Platypus used this chance to get away from the family. He waddled to a secret entrance, and arrived at his underground office. A fedora topped his moist head to cover his bald spots of which he's very insecure about.
He landed in his chair and waited for the black t-v screen to turn on.
"Oh, uh, yeah, Agent P, sorry 'bout that. Blah, Blah, Blah Doofenshmirtz. Besides that, we caught wind that he's been moaning nonstop for hours. Go see what's wrong with him," Monogram sighed, facepalming.
Perry nodded. He jumped into his flying vehicle and zoomed to Doof's huge apartment building. The 'Doofenshmirtz Evil incorporated' jingle played as he arrived on his balcony.
~~-Meanwhile-~~
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