Today I went to Ralphs's. Ralph's? R•a•l•p•h•s? And then plural? Or is it Ralph and then plural? Anyway that was shit. There was this lady in her thirties about that looked terrified of me because I sniffled. I thought people were mad because they thought that covid didn't exist. Not the other way around. Oh well. She probably was just disturbed by the state of my hair if anything.
If I dox myself can someone come kidnap me? Probably not because of quarantine. But maybe. Is this the point where I'm at in my life? Am I seriously considering giving out my personal information so that someone can get me out of this hell hole against my will? Yes. The answer is yes.
Ximena Monroe. I didn't realize how much I liked it until I typed it. Eden Simone is a beautiful name. That's why I wanted to name my sister that. But I don't get to choose that stuff. So that's why it was my old username. It reminds me of a pastel blue. The warmth of spring. I'm not sure why. But Ximena Monroe sounds like a beautiful, flowing, bright red dress that will catch anyone's attention. Also someone I knew in person found this account and I needed to fix that immediately. Or a cherry lollipop. It could also be a bitter cherry lollipop. On the brink of cherry cough medicine.
I actually quite enjoy the taste of cough medicine. Although it gives me a weird feeling in the back of my jaw and causes a bit of nausea sometimes, I like the taste.
I want to change my profile picture. I'm working on one but it's not very good. I might just look up a dog or something.
Cat bum.
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