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Splinter

As you can tell from the title, I have a splinter in my finger. It hurts a bit. And the more I try to get it out the deeper it seems to get. But what's the worst that could happen? Maybe it's a splinter-like worm that's looking to take complete control of my body and mind. Or maybe my first grade teacher was right and it's gonna get stuck in my heart and kill me. Maybe that's why my back hurts. Or it could be all the slouching I do. Yes, it's probably the slouching.