Boogeyman: Did you SERIOUSLY just tell him that he's welcome to the family?! We barely know him!
AnActualWerewolf: I know him!
Boogeyman: I was talking about the rest of us.
Toko: ... I'm still here ...
GayFanboy: Good! You're one of us now!
Boogeyman: I'm sorry, wHAT?!
Toko: I have the feeling I'm not wanted.
Boogeyman: Look, it's not that I don't want you here, it's that I just don't know if you're a good fit for my daughter.
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Boogeyman: I just don't know you that well and I only welcome people I know well.
GayFanboy: Well, if he's dating one of us, that automatically makes him one of us, at least until they break up.
AnActualWerewolf: Bold of you to assume we're going to break up.
Boogeyman: I can't believe I just read that.
DreamDemon: She's not gonna be your little girl forever.
CampBloodKiller: They grow up so fast.
GayFanboy: I feel like it was just yesterday she was teething on Freddy's fedora. Now she has a BOYFRIEND!
AnActualWerewolf: GAYSSSS, STOPPPPPPPP
Boogeyman: Don't you mean guys?
Birb: Did she stutter?
AnActualWerewolf: Babe, control your dog. He's asking to get himself killed.
Toko: Dark Shadow, think before you type.
Birb: What if I don't want to?
Toko: No apples for a month.
AnActualWerewolf: WOAH!! GO EASY ON HIM!! THAT WAS HARSH!!
Birb: I FEEL ATTACKED!!
Toko: I'm sticking with what I said.
IDK where to go from here. I'm tired AF. Hope you enjoyed this trash. This chapter just randomly came to mind. I can't think straight right now. Ugggggggghhhhhhh.
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.