Group Chat Name: Helping The Hopeless Bottoms
DemiDisaster™: WHY THE FUCK IS THAT THE GROUP CHAT NAME?!
AnActualWerewolf: Because that's why this group chat was made.
DemiDisaster™: I'm not a bottom!
GayFanboy: Uh-huh. And I'm straight.
IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: Why am I a part of this? I don't know the first thing about playing matchmaker.
IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NAME?!
GayFanboy: I did. "Toko" was getting kind of dry.
IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: ... fine. But just to be clear, I DON'T work for the Bourgeoisie.
AnActualWerewolf: ANYway, I made this group chat for all the couples + Ghostface and Harry so we can help them get their mans.
CampBloodKiller: Yeah, we clearly need a new plan after the Seven Minutes In Heaven thing didn't work.
DreamDemon: What if they just straight up told them?
DemiDisaster™: Let me check with my social anxiety.
DemiDisaster™: Sorry, but my social anxiety said "no."
AnActualWerewolf: Mood.
IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: You're the one who confessed-
AnActualWerewolf: I did during crackhead hours, the only time of day when I have no fears.
GayFanboy: How did you confess again?
AnActualWerewolf: I sang a song.
GayFanboy: That gives me an idea!
DreamDemon: I'm calling it now, this is not going to end well.
**later**
Group Chat Name: Everyone is the shit show of a fanfic
GayFanboy:
DreamDemon: Yep, I knew leaving things into his hands was a bad idea
AnActualWerewolf: This song is a fat ass mood.
IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: I-
AnActualWerewolf: ;)
GayFanboy: You know, for a couple that claims they aren't ready, you two act horny AF
AnActualWerewolf: We know. We just like to tease each other to make each other blush
EdgarAllenHoe: Well, it worked. He's blushing.
MomFriend™: Why the hell is this song in the group chat?
GayFanboy: Because I have a crush on an emo and he's oblivious.
MomFriend™: You have a crush on someone?
GayFanboy: Yeah.
MomFriend™: Why didn't you tell me?
GayFanboy: Embarrassment.
MomFriend™: I understand.
MomFriend™: But, hey, at least I now know who it is.
GayFanboy: You do?
AnActualWerewolf: Thank God! It's finally happening!
MomFriend™: With my help, I'm sure the ship will sail.
GayFanboy: Who do you think it is?
MomFriend™: Harry
DemiDisaster™: E X C U S E M E , W H A T T H E F U C K ? !
GayFanboy: SGJBSRGIBJSRGISRIOGNISRGI
CampBloodKiller: I think Ghostface just died
AnActualWerewolf: OH
AnActualWerewolf: MY
AnACtualWerewolf: FUCKING
AnActualWerewolf: GOD
DreamDemon: NO!
GayFanboy: THAT'S NOT WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON!
MomFriend™: He's not?
GayFanboy: No!
MomFriend™: Oh
MomFriend™: Then who else would it be?
AnActualWerewolf: Jesus fucking Christ. I am about to take this into my own hands.
GayFanboy: I'm scared. What are you going to do?
AnActualWerewolf: >:)
GayFanboy: THAT EMOTICON SCARES ME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!
AnActualWerewolf: >:)))))
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
