I currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
I have to write some fucking annotations for English for a whole-ass play due tonight, but I don't want to fucking do it, so I'm just writing this trash. So yeah. This fic lives!
DarknessKing: Okay, I just backread several months worth of texts and I only have one thing to say.
DarknessBitch: Is it "What the fuck did I get dragged into?" It's that, isn't it?
DarknessKing: Well ... um ... yeah!
GayFanboy: So you're all caught up now? Sweet! Now you know about all of us!
DarknessKing: I do. It sure as hell explains a lot about Oka.
DarknessBitch: What is that supposed to mean?
DarknessKing: I'm just saying that it makes sense that these are the people who raised the woman I love.
DarknessBitch: OMG, Shiiiiii! >////<
GayFanboy: That is so wholesome!!
DarknessLord: It sure is. I love them.
MomFriend™: I can read, you know.
DarknessBitch: He doesn't like us getting mushy where he can see it.
DarknessKing: Noted.
GayFanboy: ANYway, now that everyone is online, I WANT YOU GUYS TO HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT!!
MomFriend™: Oh God
DarknessBitch: What did you do you embarrassing old bitch? I'm gonna put you in a retirement home, you useless sack of dog knobs!
GayFanboy:
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LEATHER: I AM LISTENING R E S P E C T F U L L Y
DemiDisaster™: C A N A R Y
LEATHER: Wow, you actually love something?
DemiDisaster™: I love canaries and you
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DemiDisaster™: I love canaries.
WeAllFloat: I, too, admit that I am listening. His voice is HOT
CampBloodKiller: HELL YEAH
DreamDemon: I AGREE
MomFriend™: Even I admit it
DarknessBitch: Wait ... Y'ALL SIMP FOR A GOD DAMN CANARY?!
GayFanboy: A canary with a VERY sexy voice
JBForever: It can't be that hot
GayFanboy:
JBForever:
JBForever: I take it back, his voice is nice.
DarknessLord: OH GOD NOT THIS SONG GET RID OF IT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT NEVER AGAIN GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT
GayFanboy: Bro ... you good?
CabbagePatchKid: What did Nico ever do to you?
DarknessKing: His mentor plays that song non-stop and it gets on his nerves.
GayFanboy: I for one, could NEVER get tired of this song!
DreamDemon: PLAY IT
DarknessLord: PLEASE NO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT FUCKING CANARY
DemiDisaster™: G A S P
MomFriend™: You better watch it
DarknessLord: My deepest apologies. I just can't take that song anymore.
GayFanboy: I SHALL PLAY IT ON LOOP THEN!
DarknessLord: NOOOOO-
DarknessBitch: And now he's burrying his face in a pillow to drown it out
