GayFanboy: Question for you all.
CampBloodKiller: Shoot!
Boogeyman: It is three A.M. Why are you on your phone?
AnActualWerewolf: Why are YOU on your phone?
Boogeyman: Why are YOU on your phone?
Toko: I was just about to actually go to sleep and then you all blew up my phone...
Birb: I probably would have woken you after five minutes, anyway.
Toko: Knowing you? Yeah.
Boogeyman: Why are ALL of you on your phones? Why are you even AWAKE?!
DreamDemon: Why are YOU awake?
Boogeyman: I hate this fucking family.
AnActualWerewolf: No you don't.
Boogeyman: No I don't.
GayFanboy: ANYway, back to my question!
AnActualWerewolf: What is it?
GayFanboy: Is ice really just water with a boner?
Boogeyman: ...
Boogeyman: Good night.
DreamDemon: ... no???
CampBloodKiller: I think he's actually on to something.
Birb: But what would give water a boner?
AnActualWerewolf: Shit, that's a good question-
Boogeyman: Stop blowing up my phone!
Toko: Just put your phone on "Do Not Disturb." It's what I do.
Boogeyman: I can't do that. If I do that, you guys will probably talk shit and I won't even know it.
Toko: Fair
AnActualWerewolf: Wait, if you're on "Do Not Disturb" then how did you know we were spamming the groupchat?
Toko: Dark Shadow and Jamie, who is somehow sleeping through this.
GayFanboy: I have an idea!
Boogeyman: Oh no
GayFanboy: Oh yes
AnActualWerewolf: I'm in.
GayFanboy: You don't even know what it is yet.
AnActualWerewolf: Doesn't matter. It's three A.M. It's crackhead hours.
CampBloodKiller: What's the idea?
GayFanboy: When was the last time we had a toga party?
DreamDemon: Before we took in Okami.
CampBloodKiller: I'm in.
AnActualWerewolf: Same.
Boogeyman: Absolutely not.
AnActualWerewolf: *Absolutely
Boogeyman: I meant what I wrote.
DreamDemon: I'm in, too.
GayFanboy: You're outnumbered.
Boogeyman: Fine. But it will be the last one if the ceiling gets destroyed again. Also, Okami, Jamie, Tokoyami, and Dark Shadow are to stay upstairs and not get involved.
AnActualWerwolf: Why?
Boogeyman: I seriously don't need to see you guys wearing nothing but a bed sheet and getting hammered.
AnActualWerewolf: Where's the fun in that?
GayFanboy: She has a point-
Toko: I'm okay with not getting involved.
AnActualWerewolf: Have you been to a party before? Of any kind?
Toko: ... no ...
AnActualWerewolf: You're coming with me, then.
Boogeyman: No
GayFanboy: Let the kids have their fun!
Boogeyman: No
GayFanboy: Please? 🥺
Boogeyman: ...
Boogeyman: Fine
GayFanboy: YES!
AnActualWerewolf: Thanks, Ghostie!
Birb: YAY!
Toko: ... yay, I think???
Boogeyman: Ground rules - Just stay out of my sight so I don't see you wrapped in bed sheets and no alcohol.
AnActualWerewolf: Deal.
Toko: Yes, sir.
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
