AnActualWerewolf: **hits G note**
Toko: WHEN I WAS
Birb: A YOUNG BOY
Boogeyman: MY FATHER
DreamDemon: Beat the shit out of me.
GayFanboy: Same.
Boogeyman: Same.
CampBloodKiller: Went out to get some milk. He still hasn't come back.
AnActualWerewolf: Dumped me on the doorstep of a bunch of psychopaths.
JB4Ever: Left my mom.
Birb: Died in jail!
Toko: Why?
Birb: What? I wanted to join the Pity Parade.
AnActualWerewolf: Pretty sure in this case, you mean Black Parade.
Boogeyman: So glad they're back.
Toko: Wait, you're a killjoy, too?
Boogeyman: YOU'RE a killjoy?!
Toko: Well, of course.
Boogeyman: That's right you're in the middle of the phase.
Toko: Bold of you to assume it's a phase.
Boogeyman: That's what I thought when I went through MY phase.
GayFanboy: I'm honestly not surprised you had a phase.
DreamDemon: Ghost and I both had a phase.
GayFanboy: Honestly, I'm tempted to go back after hearing that G Note.
CampBloodKiller: Same. Once an emo, always an emo!
AnActualWerewolf: Woah! Sunshine Boi had a PHASE?!
CampBloodKiller: Honestly, who hasn't?
DreamDemon: I never would have thought.
JB4Ever: Ghostface just got out some eyeliner, black ripped jeans, and spiked chokers.
Boogeyman: He better be willing to share!! I wonder if my Fall Out Boy shirts still fit.
AnActualWerewolf: FOB is pretty good.
GayFanboy: No. P!ATD is where it's at.
Toko: Strongly disagree. It's clear we all know that MCR dominates the emo band community.
Boogeyman: For once I agree with him.
JB4Ever: I have no idea what language you're speaking.
AnActualWerewolf: Time to tutor her!
GayFanboy: You're life is about to be changed forever!
Birb: One of us! One of us! One of us!
Toko: Stop. You're going to scare her.
JB4Ever: Too late. I am very afraid.
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.