Part 14: How to be a Killjoy

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AnActualWerewolf: **hits G note**

Toko: WHEN I WAS

Birb: A YOUNG BOY

Boogeyman: MY FATHER

DreamDemon: Beat the shit out of me.

GayFanboy: Same.

Boogeyman: Same.

CampBloodKiller: Went out to get some milk. He still hasn't come back.

AnActualWerewolf: Dumped me on the doorstep of a bunch of psychopaths.

JB4Ever: Left my mom.

Birb: Died in jail!

Toko: Why?

Birb: What? I wanted to join the Pity Parade.

AnActualWerewolf: Pretty sure in this case, you mean Black Parade.

Boogeyman: So glad they're back.

Toko: Wait, you're a killjoy, too?

Boogeyman: YOU'RE a killjoy?!

Toko: Well, of course.

Boogeyman: That's right you're in the middle of the phase.

Toko: Bold of you to assume it's a phase.

Boogeyman: That's what I thought when I went through MY phase.

GayFanboy: I'm honestly not surprised you had a phase.

DreamDemon: Ghost and I both had a phase.

GayFanboy: Honestly, I'm tempted to go back after hearing that G Note.

CampBloodKiller: Same. Once an emo, always an emo!

AnActualWerewolf: Woah! Sunshine Boi had a PHASE?!

CampBloodKiller: Honestly, who hasn't?

DreamDemon: I never would have thought.

JB4Ever: Ghostface just got out some eyeliner, black ripped jeans, and spiked chokers.

Boogeyman: He better be willing to share!! I wonder if my Fall Out Boy shirts still fit.

AnActualWerewolf: FOB is pretty good.

GayFanboy: No. P!ATD is where it's at.

Toko: Strongly disagree. It's clear we all know that MCR dominates the emo band community.

Boogeyman: For once I agree with him.

JB4Ever: I have no idea what language you're speaking.

AnActualWerewolf: Time to tutor her!

GayFanboy: You're life is about to be changed forever!

Birb: One of us! One of us! One of us!

Toko: Stop. You're going to scare her.

JB4Ever: Too late. I am very afraid.

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