AnActualWerewolf: I may not live to see our glory!
GayFanboy: I MAY NOT LIVE TO SEE OUR GLORY!
DreamDemon: But I will gladly join the fight!
CampBloodKiller: BUT I WILL GLADLY JOIN THE FIGHT!
Boogeyman: And when our children tell our story
JB4Ever: AND WHEN OUR CHILDREN TELL OUR STORY
AnActualWerewolf: They'll tell the story of tonight!
GayFanboy: Let's have another round tonight!
DreamDemon: Let's have another round tonight!
CampBloodKiller: Let's have another round tonight.
Boogeyman: Raise a glass to freedom!
JB4Ever: Something they can never take away!
Birb: Sorry to interrupt, but what the fuck are you guys quoting?
Toko: **virtually smacks
Birb: Well, fuck you, too.
AnActualWerewolf: We're singing "The Story of Tonight" from Hamilton.
GayFanboy: COMING TO DISNEY PLUS IN A FEW DAYS!! CAN'T WAIT!!
Toko: What's Hamilton?
JB4Ever: G A S P !
GayFanboy: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!
DreamDemon: *Bird
AnActualWerewolf: SHUT
DreamDemon: Fine
Boogeyman: Young man, you've got a lot to learn about living in this household.
GayFanboy: Are you saying he's a part of the family?
Boogeyman: No.
GayFanboy: :(
AnActualWerewolf: Good job. You made Ghostface sad.
GayFanboy: I'll be fine.
AnActualWerewolf: Anyway, Fumi, it's time we properly educate you.
CampBloodKiller: Prepare to have your life changed forever!
JB4Ever: I'LL PULL UP THE SOUNDTRACK!!
Boogeyman: I'll get the extra-large speaker.
GayFanboy: I'll get the aux cord!!
Toko: This seems a little cult-like...
AnActualWerewolf: You're not wrong. Once you get roped in, there is NO turning back.
Birb: I'm officially scared.
Toko: I'm not.
GayFanboy: One of us! One of us! One of us!
Toko: ...
Toko: Now I'm scared.
**3 hours later**
Birb: HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER?!
Toko: HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BETSY ROSS' FLAG HIGHER?!
AnActualWerewolf: YO! TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON, AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHO'S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN!
DreamDemon: HE'S CONSTANTLY CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMAN
CampBloodKiller: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JB4Ever: LAFAYETTE!!!!!!
GayFanboy: I'M TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS!!!!!
Boogeyman: LAFAYETTE
Birb: AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE 'EM DROP AND BURN 'EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS I'M-
Toko: LAFAYETTE
AnActualWerewolf: WATCH ME ENGAGIN' 'EM ESCAPIN' 'EM ENRAGIN' 'EM I'M
DreamDemon: LAFAYETTE
CampBloodKiller: I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS!
JB4Ever: LAFAYETTE
GayFanboy: I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS!! AND SHIPS!!
Boogeyman: AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS!!
I'm too lazy to type the rest of the lyrics, lmao. Anyway, HAMILTON IS COMING OUT SOON!!! HAMILFANS REJOICE!!!
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
