Part 35: Lyric Prank Time, Bitches!

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Ghostie:
Wanna do a lyric prank?

BarkBarkBitch:
Hell yeah!

Ghostie:
What song?

BarkBarkBitch:
How about Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin?

Ghostie:
I love that song!

Now...

Group Chat Name: Everyone in this God forsaken fic

GayFanboy: She's into superstitions

MomFriend™: Who is?

AnActualWerewolf: Black cats and voodoo dolls

CabbagePatchKid: Oooo really?

GayFanboy: I feel a premonition

AnActualWerewolf: That girl's gonna make me fall

DreamDemon: But ... you're taken???

IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: As long as she's happy, I'm happy. If she wants to ditch me for this strange woman, I will be okay with that.

EdgarAllenHoe: You're taking this surprisingly well...

GayFanboy: She's into new sensations

AnActualWerewolf: New kicks in the candlelight

DemiDisaster™: Seriously, who are you talking about?

PromQueen: I'm kinda curious

WhoYouCallingPinhead: This is Ghostface and Okami we're talking about. Do we WANT to know?

GayFanboy: She's got a new addiction

AnActualWerewolf: For every day and night

JB4Ever: Aren't addictions bad?

CabbagePatchKid: I like this girl, whoever she is!

GayFanboy: She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain

DreamDemon: Kinky

AnActualWerewolf: She'll make you live her crazy life

GayFanboy: But she'll take away your pain!

AnActualWerewolf: Like a bullet to your brain!

IWorkForTheBourgeoisie: Aren't YOU supposed to be talking ME out of wanting to die?

CampBloodKiller: WAIT! I KNOW THIS!

CampBloodKiller: Upside, inside out!

MomFriend™: You, too, Jason?

GayFanboy: She's livin' la vida loca

LEATHER: Can someone translate? I don't speak Spanish.

AnActualWerewolf: She'll push and pull you down!

DreamDemon: Again, kinky

CampBloodKiller: Livin' la vida loca

GayFanboy: Her lips are devil red

AnActualWerewolf: And her skin's the color mocha

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