DreamDemon: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP A MINUTE AND APPRECIATE BEST BOI!!! LOVE HIM OR I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REMOVE YOUR HEAD!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JASE!!!
AnActualWerewolf: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JASON!!!!!
GayFanboy: HAPPY YEETUS THE FETUS DAY!!!!!!
Boogeyman: Happy Birthday, Best Friend!
JB4Ever: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE JASON!!!!
Birb: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Toko: Congratulations on aging.
CampBloodKiller: I'm in tears right now! You guys are the best! Thank you so much!
DreamDemon: What do you want to do?
Boogeyman: You get to choose!
CampBloodKiller: Hm ... Mario Kart competition!! Loser pays for dinner tonight and the winner gets to decide what movie we watch next time we go to the movies! After that, movie marathon and dinner at Sonic followed by milkshakes!
Boogeyman: Sounds like a plan!
**later**
Toko: Welp, guess I'm buying dinner.
GayFanboy: I have never seen someone struggle so much at Mario Kart
Toko: I've never played.
CampBloodKiller: That explains a LOT.
GayFanboy: Well, that said, I'M CHOOSING WHAT WE SEE IN THE THEATERS NEXT!!
Boogeyman: I'm begging you, don't pick anything that looks stupid.
GayFanboy: A QUIET PLACE PART 2!!!
Boogeyman: Wow, he actually didn't pick something that looks stupid.
CampBloodKiller: All right. Who's up for a Friday the 13th marathon?
DreamDemon: It's your birthday. You don't have to turn to us for consent.
CampBloodKiller: I know! It's just the right thing to do, though!
Birb: PROTECC THIS PURE BEAN AT ALL COSTS!!
CampBloodKiller: ???
Toko: Ignore him.
CampBloodKiller: Okay. I'll be in the living room binging. Anyone who wants to join is more than welcome!
**later**
GayFanboy: I've never seen this much food ordered at a fast food restaurant.
AnActualWerewolf: Tonight, we FEAST!!
CampBloodKiller: I feel a little bad. Tokoyami, you don't have to pay for this. We should all chip in.
Toko: No, no. I lost the Mario Kart competition. I insist.
CampBloodKiller: There's no way you'd be able to afford all this.
Toko: Don't worry. I'll be fine. I have my ways.
AnActualWerewolf: You stole you're "caregiver's" credit card again, didn't you?
Toko: No. I have her number memorised. I don't have to steal it anymore.
GayFanboy: Okay, you have officially earned my respecc.
Boogeyman: Why are we texting in the groupchat? We're sitting in the car together.
AnActualWerewolf: Because Author-Chan (aka me) is too lazy to write out an actual scenario. Besides, this thing is considered a chat fic for a reason.
Boogeyman: I have no idea what any of that means, but sure.
CampBloodKiller: Today was a great day. Thank you, everyone.
DreamDemon: You're welcome.
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
