Drunk off his a$$

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So basically he's your friend and he calls you up drunk.- Holley
Ashton: "Hello?" You wipe your eyes groggily. "Baaaaabbbbbeeeee. I'm booooooorrrred." "Ashton?" You ask confused at to who the heck this is. "The one and only." He giggles. "Actually there are a lot of Ashton's on the planet." you sass cause you know he hates that when he's drunk. "You know what I meant." "Actually no I didn't I can't read your mind." He sighs heavily. "I hate you." "But you love me." "No I don't." He scoffs. "Yes you do." "Shut up." "No thanks." "Baby I want to snuggle." "Ashton how many drinks have you had?" "Not as many as Luke." "I'm on my way." you sigh knowing if Luke's drunk this is gonna be long night. You get to the bar where the boys were. You immediately spot Michaels red hair cause I mean c'mon it's bright red. "Michael?" You tap his shoulder. "Y/N!" He squeals. As you said earlier this is going to be a long night. "Where are the rest of the boys?" "At the bar, making out with a big boobed chick, I don't know." "Great." you sigh. "Come with me." you grab his hand dragging him through the crowd. After pulling some random sleaze off Calum's lap, finding Luke puking his brains out, and stopping Ashton from stripping on the counter you manage to make it out of the bar. All the boys fell asleep in the car ride to your house, besides the most annoying drunk of all your best friend Ashton Irwin. "And they have Christmas tree shakers, and Flowers, and hearts." he's been rambling on about salt and pepper shakers for the last 15 minutes. "I love you." Ashton says randomly. "I love you too Ash." You and ash have known each other since you were tikes, so saying I love you was quite normal for you two. "Really?!" He asks excited. "Ash you're my best friend of course I love you." He sighs. "So not what I meant." "What?" "He has this huge crush on you has for years. He never shuts up about you. It's quite annoying." Calum says from the back. Ashton's cheeks go red even though he's drunk he's still quite embarrassed. "Why didn't you just tell me you dumba$$ I would of said it back?" "Really?!" "Really." "Yay you have a happy ending. Now shut it you're giving me a headache." Michael snaps. You roll your eyes and continue driving.
Calum: 3:37. WHO IS CALLING AT 3:37 IN THE MORNING. "Who the he\\ is this and what do you want?!" You snap. "Geez someone's grouchy." "Cal, it's 4 in the morning what do you want?" You ask. "I love you." "You called me at 4 in the morning to tell me something you could've said at noon." You whine. You and Calum has been best friends for forever do you say 'I love you' all the time. "No- no I mean I really love you like I wanna marry you some day. I really really love you, I may even be in love with you." He rambled. "Cal, are you drunk?" "What does it matter?" "Are you drunk?" "Nooo." He lies. "But seriously Y/N if I asked you to marry me would you say yes or no? I would completely understand if you said no, because you may not see me as anything but a friend. But I would be really ecstatic if you said yes cause I really love you and I always have I just didn't know it and-" "Yes Calum." you interrupt. "Yes what?" "I would say yes, if you asked me to marry you I would say yes even though I've never kissed you." "I can fix that." "Tomorrow when you call me so hungover you can't walk. Then I'll let you kiss me, but for now just go to bed." "Ok... I love you." he agrees. "I love you too." You smile then go back to bed after you hang up.
Lukas: "See Luke this is why you shouldn't drink, You're such a lightweight." you said as you rub your best friends back as he pukes his brains out. "I'm so sorry." "Don't be sorry Luke. What are best friends for?" "Yeah." He says then leans back over the toilet puking more. "I don't feel good." "I know babe, I know." You rub his head. He lays his head in your lap and you continue rubbing his head. "Go to sleep, go to sleep little baby, close your eyes your big blue eyes and go to sleep. You may dream of good things not bad, happy not sad. Close your eyes my little darling close your eyes and go to sleep." You sing quietly. You didn't really expect him to fall asleep, but he did, so you end up sleeping in the bathroom with Luke on you lap. It was actually quite cute. You loved Luke and you would do anything for him, even if it meant sleeping uncomfortably on a floor in a bathroom that smelled like throw up. You were beginning to think you loved him more than a friend, but you weren't sure. He was though, he was positive he loved you more than a friend.
Michael: "My head hurts, and my stomach, and well everything." Michael whined. "I told you not to drink that much." Michael insisted on getting totally hammered last night for no particular reason. He called you at three in the afternoon and told you he needed you, so you rushed to your best friends home to find him lying in his bed in the dark looking like the walking dead. "Shut up." "Do you want some aspirin?" "Please." You get up and get him pills and a glass of water. "Here. Sit up so you don't choke." "Fine." He sighs. He sits up and takes the pills. "Thanks." "No problem do you need anything else?" "Nah thanks." "Do you want to play COD and eat pizza all day?" "And this is why I love you, you know exactly how to make me feel better." You smile, but it's fake. It's fake because he just said he loved you, but you know he doesn't mean it the way you want him to. You want him to mean you're more than just a friend to him, but that's not how things work. He loves you as a friend and you love him more then that, or so you thought. But the feeling is mutual. He loves you more than a friend.
Ok well Michael wasn't really drunk, but it was still cute so it's ok. I hope you liked it guys it was fun to write. Love you guys.- xox Holley
QOTC: Do you play any instruments? If so which one(s)

No BUT I WISH I DID :( I might try and learn. I sing though :) It's not great, buts it's not bad lol. Xox

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