Sanders Sides One Shots I REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Jokes I Thomas X Bill the Drill

Okay... this is more of a joke chapter since me and @sketchy_ski_owo on Instagram and I had a conversation about this. So they made fanart so I'm doing a fanfic. Someone needs to do a cosplay of Bill the drill if you do please use the hashtag #BringBackBillTheDrill. SketchySki and I would love to see those as I said this is a joke chapter so I'm not going to make this super long xD

It was a normal day at the Sanders house. All the sides were in their rooms having a great day. Thomas didn't want to disturb them. He sighed and looked around the living room. He saw Bill the Drill in the corner. He sighed and stood up.

"Hey Bill"

Wait. Why was he talking to a drill? Drills don't talk-

"Hi Thomas"
"HOLY SH-"
"I can talk"
"YOURE A DRILL"
"Don't be alarmed"

Too late. Thomas screamed. Loudly. He knew his neighbours were pissed at him.

"Wh- HOW?!"
"I dunno. I can speak"
"You. Are. A. Drill"
"I'm apparently a magic drill"

Thomas went over and picked Bill up.

"So have you always been... awake?"
"Yeah I just didn't have eyes until now"
"I am still confused about how you're still 'awake'"
"I am confused too"
"Roman is going to be even more confused"
"Nope. Logan will"

Thomas chuckled. So Bill did have a good sense of humour- wait. He was having a conversation with a drill. He has hit a new low.

"So.. is there anything you want... to do?"
"Sleep. I need sleep"
"Then sleep Bill"

Thomas looked at the drill who's eyes are shut. He is still uneasy about having a talking drill around. Suddenly Logan rose up.

"Hey Thomas I was- what is going on?"
"Well I uhhh"
"Why are you holding the drill you blamed Bill?"
"My name is Bill"

Logan screamed. Luckily Thomas was the only one who can hear his sides.

"The drill can talk?!?"
"Yes I can"
"You are supposed to be an inanimate object!"
"Well I am a magic drill. what's so weird about that?"
"YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO TALK"
"Guys! Break it up!"

Thomas was tired of the two of their bickering even if it were for 10 seconds.

"Look Logan I have no How Bill can talk. We should just accept it"
"But-"
"Logan. Just go back to your room"

Logan rolls his eyes and sinks down into his room.

"Sorry Bill"
"It's fine. I expected that from Logan"
"Well let's hope Pa-"

Patton suddenly rose up. Speak of the devil.

"Hey kiddo! Oh hey Bill!"
"Hi patton!"
"Hi Bill- WAIT WHAT. BILL CAN TALK??"

Again. Thomas is lucky that he is the only one that can hear his sides. Patton screamed. Thomas covered his ears as Patton squealed.

"OHMYGOD! BILL CAN SPEAK!"
"Yes I can."
"I CANT BELIEVE IT"
"You best believe it"
"GREAT! WE HAVE A TALKING DRILL"
"Alright Patton. Can you please calm down"

Patton nodded and looked at Bill.

"Hiya kiddo! I'm Patton!"
"I'm Bill"
"I like Bill. Can we keep him?"
"Of course we're keeping him Patton"
"Yay!"

Thomas rolled his eyes and looked at Patton.

"Hey Pat? Could you maybe leave me and Bill alone? I just want to talk to him"
"Sounds good"

Patton sunk down and Bill sighed.

"This is so weird"
"I agree"

Thomas chuckles and walks upstairs. He sets Bill down on his nightstand and sits on his bed.