Experiencing life with you [A finnceline love story]

Chapter 15: Girlfriend troubles... again

I think I went too far with the boy thing, but this is how their minds work, I'm guessing...

Finn's POV

I don't know why I keep getting girl friends, especially the ones wack with poo-brain. I was dating this fire element. But she wasn't just an element. She was the last princess of the flame kingdom. She was cool sometimes, other than that it was hell on earth. So again I say why do I keep dating these... females?

Because they have vaginas of course. The demon part of me thought. Yeah I agreed and then the fat asses and breast are just a bonus. The mention of ass and breasts made me think of girls I knew that had big ass, breast and thighs. I knew many girls with these features. But I won't go through a whole list. But currently I sat in a chair in my room lost in my thoughts. Then I thought of Marceline. Yeah it was a little wrong to look at her and she's only 16, but that doesn't mean I haven't. I won't go into detail but to only be 16 she had progressed greatly.

But alas my new girlfriend not only has an ass but is a fiery pain in the ass. She takes a lot seriously and gets pissed easily. A little naive but other than that she's fun to be around. I grabbed my bass and tuned it and speaking of Flame princess she walked in my room snapping me from my thoughts. "Hey Finn," she said as she came in. I covered my face and rubbed my temples as a massive headache began. "Hey FP" I said. "Finn we need to talk." Uh oh. (AI: what'd you do Finn, did you leave the toilet seat up, what? Or did you leave the seat down but pissed on the seat, Y'nasty) "Finn we're over," I glanced up at her as she continued to explain why but the words weren't connecting with my brain because I kinda shielded them 'cause  I don't care. Shit finally.

I looked back down at my guitar and tapped my long nails on the wood of the bass. "You don't care?" I looked back up at her and simply replied "No." There are many reasons I'm this way, because I'm evil, a demon, the Vampire King, heir to the throne of the Nightosphere I'm a man whose been living for way too long, life catches on and on top of that these girls are girl friends not my wives okay? You can say I'm a dick if you want but in all reality I'm only a male.

"Why not? I thought I meant more to you," she said giving me a bewildered look. I sighed heavily and carefully sat the bass down on the floor leaning it against the wall. "Do you want me to be honest with you?" I asked her. She stood there with her arms folded and a look that said what do you think? I stood up from my chair. "Okay." I walked in front of her and she tensed up. "Oh don't worry, I may not give two fucks about you, but I don't beat women." I told her and she seemed to tense more since I said I didn't give a fuck about her. She wanted me to be honest.

"Well the honest truth is, you are- no were only a girlfriend. And there was little to no commitment," I told her truthfully. What I'm guessing is magma leaked from her coal black eyes. She clinched her fist and tried to steady her breathing. "And this whole time I could've had another girl friend but you would have the slightest clue." I said and play with a flicker of fire that popped out from the rest. My hand burned and healed after 10 seconds. She stood there in awe at the fact I could've had another honey clinging to my arm the same time as her.

There was the sound of a door closing. I stopped paying attention to flame princess and listened in. I heard walking, the shoes were boots but then there were sneakers. "Do you see it?" I heard. "No" another voice said aggravated. There were footsteps coming upstairs loudly. By now Finn knew it was Marceline he could smell her. "That's really how you feel?" FP said like she wad trying to convince herself more than asking a question. " There's a limit of five women I truly care about. " I told her. Marceline walked past my room to her old room and things were moved around and russling could be heard. "Five?!? She said like she couldn't believe it. She also couldn't believe she wasn't one of them I could tell by her face.

In comes one of them now. Marceline rushes in like she's on a mission. "Hey Finn. Did I leave my shirt and my bass here?" She asked hurriedly looking underneath my bed for her belongings. "Is she one of them?" FP asked her face hardening with anger. "Marcy they're in the closet." I said. She poked her head from underneath my bed "For real?" She said kind of pissed I let her go all the way under my bed. She crawled from under the bed and walked past FP to my closet. Marceline grabbed her things and walks out of the closet and puts the axe around her shoulder. FP looked at me like she was loosing patience, "Is she one of them!"She yelled and grabbed my arm locking it in a tight grip. I tried to ignore the hot hand that was burning off my skin but hey it was burning off my skin.

I attempted to pry her hand off as you could see I was in great amount of pain. "What did I walk into" Marceline thought. Marceline came over and pushed out roughly at flame princess. "Get off of him," she said punching her square in the face. She tumbled back and released my arm. All of the skin had been burned off but was coming back slowly. It was mildly painful the skin growing back but what looked even more painful was the fight Marceline and Flame Princess were in. "Just to let you know, she's trained to snap your neck when she feels endangered." I've taught her well.

FP slapped Marceline leaving a hot mark on her face. She stood back seething and grabbed her head and snapped her neck, I could tell she was through with her. FP seemed to dim down, of course she wasn't dead but she was definitely out cold. I placed two gems I found by her, and they sent her to the fire kingdom but the the gems stayed here. Marceline flops backwards onto my bed. Her hand were burned and bleeding and she had scars on her face. She looked like she just got out of your typical girl cat fight.

"What the fuck was that?" Ryan said when she barged into my room. "Finn's crazy ass girlfriend." Marceline said closing her eyes. "No sweetheart, my ex-girlfriend." I corrected and bit into my wrist.

Hey guys long time no chappy.  Sorry, took me a long time to write this. I was almost finished but school started, but today it was too cold so they canceled school so it's an extra day of school before we get out of school for summer.  :-(  I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter. :-)

BYE GUNTHERS