Servant

033

UNEDITED

Scrutinizing eyes.

Everyone in the dining room, except Jungkook who was eating like there's no tomorrow, was giving Jimin scrutinizing eyes. He would be lying if he would say it did not affect him.

It did.

"So, are you pregnant?" Jin spoke, voice serious.

If they were in a different situation, he would have laughed his ass off. Fudge, he would even roll on the floor because of how hilarious the topic they were havingㅡ but then, considering the situation he was in, laughing at his hyung's stupid question wouldn't be the best choice.

"Hyung! W-what are you even saying? I c-can't be pregnant! I'm a male for g-god's sake!" he couldn't stop from stuttering out of nervousness and awkwardness. Heat slowly crawled from his neck to the tips of his ears.

That damned alien, he knows I hate getting all these extra attention. And for what reason? For a fucking nonexistent sextape?!

He thought, cursing and killing Taehyung in more ways than one inside his mind. 

The subject of his murder had a full-face grin on his face as if he was really enjoying the stupid drama.

He'll really kill him after thisㅡ he swears to all the saints in the heaven. God help Taehyung, but he will never escape his wrath.

"Just you wait and see" He mouthed, to which Taehyung replied with "fighting!"

The nerve!

"Scientifically speaking, you can never be pregnant" Hoseok said thoughtfully, right hand rubbing his chin as if he was deciphering a serious code. Jimin could only sigh at his friend's childishness.

Up until now, he's still wondering how Hoseok became a licensed doctor considering how much of a dork he was. Taehyung and him are perfect match, really. He can only imagine how much of a mess the couple will be once they get back togetherㅡ that is, if the two would stop beating around the bush and just admit they still have feelings for each other.

"What we are trying to say Jimin-ah is uhm" Namjoon butted in, eyeing him and Jungkook carefully "did you try to have sex while we're here?" shoot.

"Chim, I never knew you were this kinky." Taehyung added as if disappointed, but the sly grin that was still plastered on his face didn't go unnoticed on his eagle eye. Clearly, his traitor of a best friend was fueling the fire. Asshat.

"And were you really trying to film it?" Jin added. Poor soul, has Jin been possessed? Where's his rational hyung?

"The whole place is not soundproof you know. If ever, we will hear you guys. That wouldn't be pleasant" Yoongi lazily said while munching on his food.

Really? Even the Min Yoongi "the Genius" is taking part? What did Taehyung feed them?

His last resort, Jungkook.

He expectantly turned his body to look at his husband but then disappointment flooded his whole being seeing Jungkook.

Boy, wasn't he aware his husband was being bullied? How can he freaking eat so peacefully when everyone was talking about their damn sextape?!

Ugh.

Sex? Filming? Soundproof room? Really?! God. These whole topic can make his damn nose bleed like a fucking flood in a storm.

"Uwaa, Chiiiim! You're nose is bleeding!" Kim freaking Taehyung screamed.

Not a second later, the said man shoved him a newly-opened box of tissue. The small sly smile and the malicious wink from his supposed-to-be best friend didn't went unnoticed to him.

Damn alien.

It took him a while to finally compose himself and calm his erratic heartbeats.

...

Oh, and to wipe his bleeding nose clean.

Inhale~

Exhale~

"First of all, I want to ask why are you all here? Are we having a reunion or what? Second, do you seriously believe him?" he voice rose an octave higher while pointing at Taehyung's grinning face. The devil. "And third, why do I feel like you are all scolding me? Jungkook and I are MARRIED!"

A moment of silence.

...

"So in shooort, you're confirming that you and Jungkook were really shooting your first ever mixtape?" Hoseok said.

And Jimin died out of excessive nosebleed.

Hello there buns. So uhm, I finally back yey!🥳

So here's a short update just because I want to announce my comeback (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

Btw, this chapter is just a fillerㅡ I tried writing this just to test my capability to write something funny because you know, my mind's far from being in the state of "comedy" or happiness.

So yeah, thank you so much for waiting and for letting your condolences be heard (read).

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