You Can't Hate Me Forever! (Anti x Schneep)

What Did You Expect To Happen?

Chase's pov.

"Has anyone seen Schneep yet?" Jackie calls from the kitchen. Once he finishes pouring his coffee, he walks over to the couch and slumps next to me. "I haven't seen him since yesterday," Marvin mumbles from the floor. His favorite place to be, especially during movie nights. I look between them before I jump in. "I'm pretty sure Schneep's with Anti. I heard them talking about breakfast in bed."

"Why does he spend time around that glitch bitch anyway? What happened to him being the bad guy?!" Jackie shouts, as his brows scrunch together. "At least they aren't trying to kill each other anymore."

"That's not the point, Marv! He barely spends any time with us anymore! We haven't even had a family night in two weeks... TWO WEEKS!"

"Not really a family night if someone's missing, though," I mumble quietly enough so Jackie won't hear. "We should get back onto those nights. Those were fun." I say, remembering how much happier I felt those nights. Marvin chimes up. "We could try D&D!"

"We're not playing Dungeons and Dragons, Marv." They go back and forth until we hear a voice from behind us. "Why don't you guys play Clue?" I turn my head to see Anti standing timidly by the stairs, with a red face and a black turtle neck pulled up to cover his slit throat. I was about to encourage him to join us when Jackie suddenly jolted up. "ANTI!" he tries to calm down his voice, but you can sense his anger clear as the day "Where is the doctor? What the fuck did you do?!"

"I didn't do anything!"

"Oh, really? Then why did you feel the need to cover up, hm? It's such a warm day, yet you cover up with such a large jumper?!" He circles around Anti while interrogating him. Anti pulls down the jumper sleeves and hugs himself. Marvin and I both stand, ready to defuse the situation if it gets out of hand. "I was cold, and you would've been pissed if I turned the heater on."

"Cold? What a weak excuse! I've seen you in the snow while wearing your usual clothes! It seems to me that you're just trying to cover something up... LIKE BLOOD!" Jackie tries to pull up his sleeves, but Anti puts up a fight. Marvin rushes in to pull them apart, and I walk over to Anti, slinging my arm around his shoulders. He adjusts his jumper and looks over to me, Jackie and Marvin are just whispering to each other.

"You good, bro? Sorry about Jackie. He's still..."

"It's o̸k̶a̵y̴. I don't know what I was expecting." He grumbles as he scratches his arms and the back of his head. "You seemed rather flustered when you came in." Why do I have the feeling I know what happened already. He pulls up the sweater's neck, so it covers his face, even though it's a bit late for that. I decide to tease him a bit.
"Were you talking to Schneep?"

"How did you know?"

"He can get a little... a lot flirty every now and again. The dude always seems to know the right things to say, probably the reason he's such a great doctor."

"And the reason he scored such a floozy of a wife," Anti utters as he cautiously looks to Jackie. I huff out a laugh... I wonder who taught him that, but he's not exactly wrong. "But uh, he wasn't exactly flirting... I don't think. I was just showing him my collection, and then he..... okay, so maybe it was flirting, but how would I know?" He spills out tensely, and I just laugh, making Marvin walk over, sassy as ever.

"Do I hear tea being spilled?"

"Schneep was trying to flirt with Anti, so now he's experiencing gay panic." 

"It's not gay panic!" Anti grumbles defensively, "You guys are starting to sound like Dark..." Mavin and I's laughter louden. "Sounds like gay panic to me!" Marvin crouches to Anti's level since he's a little smaller than the rest of us. Making him the 2nd shortest ego. "You like him?" Anti looks at him, confused. "No, why would I like Dark? I've been over this, we're just friends." We roll our eyes. "Not Dark, you idiot, Schneep. Geez, you're slow sometimes."

"w̶̖͌̀̏ḧ̸̝́Ḁ̷́T̷̼͆̄?! N-no! Where would you get that idea? Just because we've been hanging out and getting closer does not mean I like him!" He barks, doing the classic tsundere pose. Marvin stands up straight and looks between Jackie and I, who just joined the conversation. Anti's blush getting darker and darker the longer we look silently between each other.

"The weeb likes him." Jackie blankly concludes, still seemingly pissed. Anti's head snaps towards us with his eyes completely black. Every electrical sparks and flickers when he screams. "I̵͙̝̞̦̬̹͓͓̱̺̼͖͛̽̅̏̈̔͘ͅ ̸̨͎̞̲̳͓̖̘͛̓̚D̷̨̡̛̛͈̳͈͍͓̺̣͚̪̻̈́̈̓̀̓͒ͅO̸̢̺͇̬̪͚̗̳̱̓̑͝Ṇ̵̞̀͂͌̀́͜ͅ'̸̧͓̪͈͒̆͆͘Ţ̸̧̬̦̳̅̾͛́̎͌̓̔͛̅̄͐͝ ̷̢̡͉̰͕̝̊̐̅͌̌͊͊́͆͆̄͝Ḷ̷̜̺̗̟̱̏͛̇̐̃̇͝͝Ȉ̵͕̮̗̜̭͉̝̫̖̉͒̐́͊̏̎K̷̢̪̺̟̹͇̪̐̈̄̀̋͒͝͝E̶̢̡̥̹̜͉͉̜̭̣̰̓͒̇̊̔̏͘ ̷̦̠̥̱̳͖̣̃̏̄̇̔̌̽̕͝H̴̡̨͙̩̪͙̔̈̏̀̈́̏I̴̗̽̎M̵̢̩̜̗̳͓̭̹̞͂̏̒̆͠!̶̦̥̜̜̀̊̄̏̋͐͊̌̾̌̈̚͝!̸͕͇͙̯̼͐̏̀͒̊͝!̷̡̗͇̤͙̂͊̈́́̀!"

~Time Skip~

It was pretty hard to calm him down after that, but luckily Jameson and Jack came back from shopping and got him to listen. The funniest part about it was when the doc came downstairs and tried to help because it only really proved our hypothesis. Well, I seem to have my work cut out for me. I'm no professional matchmaker, but it's never too late to adopt a hobby. I personally think they'd make an awesome couple... much better for Schneeps than his last relationship.

Jackie and Marvin talk to the others about the family night, and I tell them about Anti's suggestion, and we decided to do it on Sunday since it's the soonest everyone will be free.

Anti was ordered up to his room and had his door locked. It wasn't anything too out of the ordinary, this usually would happen when he would 'act up.' Every time he hurt someone, broke something, blew up, or glitched out someone's phone or computer, uninvited came to a party or into one of our rooms, and sometimes he wouldn't even do anything. Jack, Jackie, and Schneeps are in charge and switch around depending on who's at home or the situation, but Jack is head of the house. So sometimes he would just be sent to his room or locked in the basement, but other times he'd get a couple bruises.

This, unfortunately, was one of those times.

Jackie and Anti started to get pretty physical with each other before Jack and Jameson got home and made it difficult for us to intrude. Then when they did get back and Schneep came downstairs, Jackie turned it around. He said that Anti had come downstairs and attacked us, before sparking all the electronics and smashing one of the vases. Marvin and I just agreed since Jackie's fucking scary when he's mad like this.

James and Schneep didn't quite believe him since Anti looked like he was about to have a panic attack, but he'd 'faked it' in the past, so no one fully believed him. They look guilty as all hell, but we had to do it. After all, only Jack and Jameson genuinely trust him in this family. And even if the doc has a crush on Anti, he doesn't wholly know him. None of us know the real Anti.

To Jackie and Marvin, Anti was faking the 'depressive episode' and wanted to gain our trust and pity so it'd be easier to kill us. I don't entirely believe it, but I haven't ruled it out. It's a complicated subject for all of us when it comes to him... I just hope it turns out good.