~ That One Feeling ~ Nightmare X Killer [[ NightKiller ]] (Currently On Hiatus)

※ Happy Father's Day : Shitpost/Meme/Vine Edition ※

{ NOTE : THIS CHAPTER DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY PLOT !!! IT'S JUST A RANDOM SHITPOST/CRACK I WANTED TO DO FOR FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL AND CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT NOOT AND KILLS DON'T HAVE KIDS YET IN THIS STORY, YOU UNDERSTAND.

Also, I've made a REAL Father's Day Special One shot chapter in my NightKiller Oneshots Book, so if you want to read it, then you're welcome to read it.

Also, Nootmare is Dadmare, Killer is Momma Knifu Waifu's UwU

Enjoy this crap everyone-

- Kawaii 💖 }

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Crescent : Dad ! I'm hungry...

Nightmare : Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Crescent : Why did you name me this way...?

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Nightmare : Now son, don't touch that cactus.

Angst : *touches the cactus anyway* :P

Nightmare : . . . Y O U R E D E A D T O M E-

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Merciless on top of a ladder : I'm scared Dad !

Nightmare : Do you trust me son ?

Merciless : Yes...

Nightmare with his arms open wide : Come on son !

Merciless : *let's go of the ladder and falls backwards*

Nightmare : *pulls his arms away* RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TRUST ANYBODY.

Merciless in the background : *falls down* O O F-!

Killer : *gasp* MERCI !!! MY BABY !!! *runs towards Merciless*

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◎ The NightKiller family in the car with Killer in the front seat ◎

Scourge : *sees a bee sitting on the open car window slit* ... Do you like jazz-

Killer : *unintentionally closes that car window without even noticing the bee there*

The bee : *slides upwards to their death* :0 ?

Scourge : AH ! MOM- WHY DID YOU- AH ! YOU SQUISHED HIM !

Killer : *looks back at him* I-I didn't notice him there-!

Scourge : YOU KILLED HIM- AAAAAAAAHHHHHH- *insert girlish screech*

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Moonlight : Mommy ? How are babies made ???

Killer : *blushes* W-Well you see Sweetie, a stork delivers the babies and lets them fall down the sky like a feather, and they drop down our doorsteps ! Ain't that right Nighty ?