-buying a snake or other "disturbing" animal and naming it Kitty, so I can ask people of they want to meet the Kitty and I bring out a BIG HONKING SNAKE OR SOMETHING! HAHA!
-I want fancy clothes. Not only so I look like a punk lesbian Monster High character, but so I can wear a pocket watch. After a while, I'll keep a donut in my pocket watch pocket and NO ONE WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE!!!!
-Tattooing a possum on my leg and shaving everywhere but him so he's furry.
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
