I was taking a road trip, and then took a bit of a detour because Queen was touring in the venue near where I was.I know they have a new singer, Adam Lambert, and I think to myself I wonder if Mr. Mercury approves? I'm sure he does, but it doesn't hurt to check.
So I plan a seance.
I know it will be better if I have someone who knew him.....
So I kidnap John Deacon.
What? Bassists kidnap bassists. And I know he doesn't tour with them, but in this dream, we were bros.
So I'm like "I'm here because we are going to try and reach through the veil to Freddie"
And he goes "Oh yeah sure. We can give the opening band some more time I wanna see My Boi."
So I start, and I can tell it works because a cat runs into the room. I'm about to ask, but Roger comes into the room.
"WHERE'S JOHN?!"
And I scream and jump off the balcony of the room I'm in because I don't like confrontation.
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.