Congrats sounds like a congregation of rats and that makes me very happy
My cousins are Jehova's Witnesses, so they'll never see me fully evolved into "yes homo" form
"Do we got the milk?" you ask. "Yeah, we got the milk," I reply, opening the fridge. The floor beings to shake. My body begins to tingle. Yeah, we got the milk, but at what price?
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
