"Mikey, that's a fire hazard."
"Sister Stark, I don't want to be sister SNATCHED from this realm!"
(Little cousin)"What does mom + dad equal?"
(Me, not wanting to make a joke)"A happy marriage?"
(Little cousin) "WRONG! (Shoots me with nerf gun) A B S O L U T E C H A O S"
"Look at all this wine on my shirt! It's okay though, because I have Oxy Clean™️!"
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
MizahTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
