"Wanna hear some butt waxing stories?"
"You look like an emo Jojo Siwa."
"She snuck into someone's property and stole pears."
"That's a good way to get the cops called on you."
(To her son, high on flu meds) "Stop it, you're being extra." (Turns to her husband) "See Mark that's the proper usage."
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
UmorismoTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
