-Whales can copy human voices apparently, idk. Get one to quote a vine.
-drink an entire bottle of vinegar. Not on a dare or anything, just for fun. You've done it with mustard, how different can it be? (Completed)
-Find someone I hate. Say something terribly sarcastic about how great they are. Grab hand, presumably to kiss. Bite hand.
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
